Hey guys!

I talk to lots of girls online (especially on facebook) and I'm pretty good at keeping them interested in talking to me, but when we finally meet (in real life) I run out of "cool" subjects in 5-10 mins and the "dead silence" sets in(different girl, different kind of approach; they're not all into the same topics).
Sometimes I even throw in anything just to kill the silence and I think I look like a weirdo with a retard's vocabulary.

A little bit about myself: 19 yo male, virgin but extremely horny, planning to attend Military Academy, maths and physics passionate. I have a very logical mind, but I lack the content to use on girls. All I can think is how to make them have sex with me faster, without any BS conversation, but I always fail.

How can I improve, how can I be more charismatic, how can I make them interested?I'm sick of being just friends or date a girl for 5-6 months without getting any "pie". Kino escalation doesn't work, I've tried it!

Whenever I run out of shit to talk about on dates, I start to observe those around me...

Comment on the clientele wherever you are - maybe you're getting drinks beside an Asian version of Bruce Springsteen...

You can make up stories for people also - or ask your date what she thinks the deal is with the couple at the bar.

You don't have to talk about important shit or continually ask questions. Some of the best conversations are about nothing... and it also shows you have a fun side.

but, won't she consider me a douchebag for criticising other people, even for the sakes of laughing?

Do it in a fun way... I've never had a negative experience doing that sort of thing.

Asking "Think they've slept together yet?" isn't especially douchey. You're just commenting on the SPAM.