What happened today is a perfect example of what always happens.
I went to a store at the mall selling summer clothes and there were two girls working there. I picked up a beater with the quote iloveboobies on it. I asked one of the girls if it would suit me, and she said "ohh youre into thosse kinds of things" with a sarcastic tone of voice. I snapped right back saying "hey! This shirts about breast cancer quit trying to make me look like a perv! Now. Do you have any other things with the same. Aption?"
She then proceeded to show me all the other clothes meanwhile the other girl there was just throwing in comments. I flirted with both of them until they asked me for my age when i said, thats irrelevant, how old are you two?
The younger quieter one lied about her age and said they were both 19 and said they were too old for me. I was like "youre right. In 10 years time id be forced to leave you for a younger, sexyer vErsion of you

" to which she said thatss not shallow at all. And neither of them laughed ...
I know its a funny line and i delivered it properly...... But it never works.
Anyways, the girl ended up growing a bitch shield which i constantly shot at with negs as she grew more and more cold towards me. But she just blew off every neg i threw at her like it didnt even matter.
The biggest sticking point is that when i try to be funny they dont laugh
When i neg they dont take me seriously, and dont have respect for me...
And when i try to flirt they put up a bitch shield!
To tell you the truth, i dont know how else to feel except like a faliure. A complete failiure. I just dont feel like i get any respect from women. I rarely get respect from men either.. Which is making me feel completely non alpha. The funny thing is, i have confidence, i know what to say, i know how the game works including attraction push pull and negging... But i can never seem to get it. Someone please tell me what im doing wrong. Also if you want any more info about this scenario tell me