I can't stop fucking up online. This past week, I had generated interest with five HB8-9's, (one, an HB9 - even contacted me first!)

...and I wound up being left hanging ie: no replies by every single one of them!

I have nosedivitis, ie: I lose their interest within the first two-three messages.

You all say make them laugh from the beginning. I get that, and when I can do that it usually works out in my favor. However I'm not funny unless she leaves herself wide open for a funny remark. ie: I'm not very witty.

My conversation game is geared towards making their pussies wet not making them laugh! I'm more of a smooth talker, rapport/comfort/trust builder, closer - I learned that from being in sales!

I have difficulty letting loose early. I like to be a gentleman and my sense of humor is twisted and perverse, some say offensive. That doesn't reveal itself until after I feel comfortable around someone.

So I guess what I'm asking is:

How do you tease?
How do you flirt?
How to be lighthearted?

Most importantly:
How do you make yourself appear to be a challenge...while at the same wanting nothing more than to spread her legs and dive in?

Help I can't take losing anymore perfect opportunities!

thanks,

your boy,

jericho

First off i just want to say that i am, NOT an expert with online game. I tried it for a short time and it was a complete fail for me... However i have something that might help. You keep taking everyone's advise on trying to make her laugh, but if thats something you arent good at, then try another route. Dont do the same thing over and over, then be surprised when you get the same negative results, try something new. You say that you have strengths as a smooth talker. To me it would make more sense if you were to show the girl your strong side on an initial interaction rather than showing her your weak side.

Just a thought