Her: How tall are you?
Me: Five foot awesome

^^^ that made me LOL. well played sir.

im 5'11 and my last girl was 5'9 but insisted on wearing big high heels.

if you are chatting up women at bars and clubs and they happen to wear heels. i would respond with something like "doesnt matter, im probably taller than you without those stilts on"

or give her the evils and say "what are you trying to say?" then smile.



there are some funny posts in here.

post some results with these i want to hear what happend.


cheers,


Ben

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Here's a couple other pointers i would like to give to my other short guys:

1.)Random approach:Don't bring up your height, these situations only should occur when yuor being "asked how tall" when your randomly out. I've have no luck bringing the attention of my height to them first in the club/bar....JUST BE READY WITH THE QUOTES IN THIS THREAD WHEN ASKED!!
2.)If your really gaming a Taller HB and i mean much taller than you 3-6in.. I'm talking through facebook/online/real life.....As soon as your about to hook her in, If she hasn't asked you already, make it a point to ask her how tall she is. When she askes you back, Insist that most of the girls you date are taller because you see it as a challenge because most girls are shallow when it comes to height(whether your lieing about it or not.) SHE WILL RESPOND 90%WITH: "I'm not shallow, i could care how tall a guy is, i always feel like its me thats to tall" You just showed her you are confident, Now keep it up!

3.)Never give up, i've had girls straight up tell me "I'm to short" or won't give me time a day. However......I've also layed a lot of taller ones, keep your oppurtunites open and your head up.

goodluck ya'll!

"That reminds me, I forgot my high heels at home. Anyway, I am 5ft 2 inches in the morning, 3ft 1 inch at night, you know, with all that disc compression hullabaloo, and 6ft 2 inches with my heels. Do you want to know how tall I am when tip-toeing?"

COcky funny works awesome for this type of stuff. I'm not short, but one of the funniest mofo's i know is 5-ft nuthin. With some coachinig I taught him to DISTRACT and CONFUSE. As long as you answer with a cocky smirk and the occasional smile you can say just about anything.

her: how tall are you?
him: are you calling me fat!?
her WHAT?!?! No!??
him: NO I WON'T GO TO BED WITH YOU!
her: OMG you are hilarious!
him: DON'T TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER THAT WAY!
and so on.

Just when they start to actually get frustrated because you won't answer, turn it back on them.

him: WAIT! How tall are you...
her: OMG I'm not answering!
him: I wasn't done.... in CENTIMETERS!
her: I hate you!
him: Good, then we are going to have awesome sex!
and so on.

One thing about girls, is they totally fall for shortguy syndrom, but only when humor is infused.

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I tell them I'm 4'11, legally a midget. So when they discover I'm really 5'8, they don't say "oh your only 5'8," they say, "hes not a midget! hes 5'8!"

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Does this thread deserve a sticky? i think i did well

"Yeah, im short, but I walk taller than any man you'll ever meet."

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I liked the "I'm 5ft Awesome" one, I'd also follow it up with "But it's all the same lying down" or something like that, might get her thinking of being next to you in bed.

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I'm 5'8 and feel short. I actually posted a thread about this in Approaching/Opening requesting help, but this thread helped A TON.

I love the "taller than you laying down" I've said the same thing roughly at a party back in college (girl was 5'10 in flip flops).

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