This is a huge sticking point for me, i can't handle IOD's, i Next a girl immediately after an IOD because it never good news!
90% of the times i open directly with baits, when a women is smart enough to know that i'm baiting her she'll just use it to IOD me (or take the bait and qualify her self)

example:
Me: My mom told me not to talk to strangers, but you are cute i couldn't resist, you're not dangerous after all!
Her: I'am actually dangerous! go with your mom's advice.

Me: Slowdown there i want a girl that can cook can you cook?
Her: No i can't !

Does this mean it's a lost case? or should i dig more? i tried everything from freezing her out, ignoring her, IOI, IOD on every girl with the same IOD response to bait i just couldn't figure out how to handle those and find the adequate mindset to this situation.

Note that this is a response to my opener.

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Golden Rules i learned:
1- If you complement do it a serious way.
2- If a conversation starts with a low vibe and seems not getting anywhere, be direct but not on an emotional level.

It means she is testing you to see how your inner strength is. Be congruent with what you are saying...

Your first example you could say something like...

"Psssh, please. I bet you wouldn't even speed if you were late to your own wedding!"

Your second example you could say something like...

"Looks like there will be alot of Chinese take-out in our future! I bet you would fuck up a frozen pizza!"

I use the phrase "I bet" alot... It's making an assumption. Say it with a smile on your face so the girl doesn't think you are a dick and knows you are just messing around.