Let me start at the end here: the solution here is simple. Move on. However, that doesn't answer the question I have. Here's the abridged version. Read the bold for the cliff notes version. Read the rest for context.

I work in a small office, 6 people total. A little less than 3 weeks ago, my boss hired a new secretary (HB8). I directly supervise her. She started on a Tuesday. I got her number on Thursday. She texted me on Sunday. It's "whats up/what you doing" stuff. Small talk will never be my thing.

Monday, I and my boss had her doing some stuff in the office when the phone starts ringing off the hook. She's overwhelmed to the point she grabs my hand and puts it on her chest to feel her heart beat. I no sell this and make a mental note ("What?").

The next day, she invites me to her friend's birthday get together which includes the secretary, the secretary's daughter and the secretary's sister. I already had plans to go to an MTV event (it sucked). When I declined, she said "what... you don't like hibachi? Afterwards I'll take you to my place." (Mental note - "What?")

Last Wednesday, she started trying to hook me up with her friend... sending me a picture. I feigned interest... but I didn't care. The friend is an HB-meh. I still told her to introduce me. [Convey disinterest and plausible deniability of sexual harassment.] This morning she invited me to a BBQ Sunday, but I'm preoccupied (tattoos). Afterwards, she put me on the phone with the girl... awkward.

Yesterday was interesting. She asked me for something and I complied, but not before I said "You're asking me for a whole lot right now. Next thing I know, you're gonna dress me up in a little suit and have me dancing like your little monkey." Her reply was "I'd never do that, but you could do that to me." (Mental note - "Wait... what?") Then today, in casual conversation, she offered to clean my basement for nothing more than some Chinese food and some music. (Mental note - "What?")

Long story short: She always texts first. I generally ignore them. She initiates kino. I invade her personal space and kino her, and she doesn't put up any resistance. I'm probably not doing enough push/pull... and she's trying to hook me up with her friend.

I appreciate the time of anyone who made it this far and would love some analysis. I'm just trying to get some insight into what this girl is thinking. Frankly... i'm stumped.

enought push and pull?

why don't you just stop gaming her and actually have sex with her

kiss her and have sex with her, how is this not obvious to you?

she is willing to be alone with you and your post makes it seems like she just blatently makes it obvious she is interested, when she is already interested... game is done man, no push and pull, no negs, no dhv, just P into V, make it happen

GOOD LUCK