I think every response mentioned so far has been pretty bad. The original poster's responses, both the hypothesised and elicited ones are diabolical!
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1-What to do when 2 bitches come and do shit like that...what would you have done
2- What to do when a girl slaps you even if its a joke or seriously etc.
1. Basically I would have amogged them. So they come, you see they're going to be trouble so you immediately seize the frame. The energy is going to be with them, you can either battle that energy, or promote it and use it to your advantage. So, they come, you say "Heyyyyyyyy girls! I like your top (disarm with compliment), my ex girlfriend use to have one like that!" (neg in disguise, which causes her to qualify)
Then, the killer amog line: "Don't worry Jenny, I like you guys, you have nothing to prove to me. So what are you guys up to?"
Then you just patiently converse with them, and you have a new logistical issue to sort out which is how to re-isolate HB9. HB9 will want you more because you proved yourself to her friends, so you may want to #close which will be a piece of cake there.
If you don't catch them in time, and they say “omg why you talkin to this kid hes a fuckin nobhead blah blah" You HAVE TO AGREE WITH THEM. Remember we are working with their energy, not against it. So you say something like:
“Haha yeah totally, I’m a fuckin nobhead, why are you talking to me?” (Smiling, and growing big, walking into them really intimidating) “But you know, I like you guys, you guys have energy. It’s good to have energy don’t you think? (They say yeah, you’re asking so they go along with you) So what you guys up to anyway? Enjoying the party?”
You see how it works? This is quite advanced stuff. It’s all about neutralizing the bomb. You need careful hands and patience. It’s about diffusing the energy in the conversation.
Now, for your second question :
2- What to do when a girl slaps you even if its a joke or seriously etc.
A girl should never slap you! That means you lack the non-verbal or sub-communicated dominance in the interaction. Or it means the girl is just a plain bitch. Best thing to do is to block it if you have quick reactions. If not, there are a range of things you could do, but the main thing is that you RE-ESTABLISH YOUR DOMINANCE.
1. “Hey, hands off the merchandise.” (classic)
2. “Hey, you can look, but you can’t touch” (also classic)
3. This is what I would do: Be really comical and be like “Hey, what’s that for? Do you always show your affection like that?” (Grab her shoulder and squeeze it hard, painfully hard, and shake it a little bit, whilst addressing the group with a beaming smile and comedy). This will make sure the bitch never does it again, but I usually go a step further: Then finally stare into her eyes and smile slowly and say “you know what?” (bait her) “Now I owe you a slap” (Say with momentum, then raise your hand quickly and pretend you’re going to hit her). Then stop just before you reach her, go back, and now you can say pretty much anything and it will be accepted because you are RELEASING THE TENSION. I would say, “I wouldn’t do that, you like me too much”. She won’t disagree to any strength, because of the preceding moments.
Fantastic.