Basicly i K closed and # closed a HB9.1 id say and it was all good but now shes just got REALLY annoying.
Is showing DLV on thew sly a good way to get rid of her? Il give you some examples from our facebook convos.

Examples of what ive said and why;
"haha i was but u wdnt leave me alone all night! haha jokes!!
how sad am i...i aint going out till i find out who won the x factor haha"

I did this to show yer i have a social life but watching a reality Tv show is well more important.


haha i now. i looked worse dont worry the rain made ma hair go all curly and it stuck up at the top like one of the tellitubbies =/
not good at all

basicly comparing me to a tellitubby is totaly un atractive.

DO you think this is the right thing to do to get rid of her?

I dont now what else to do
HELP! lol

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Tell her you like her sister?? Im messin.

They arnet exactly massive DLVs if im honest.
- Say that your friends have ditched you
- Your failing your courses
- Your lovge life is awful
- You hate your family and never want kids
- you hate kids
- You hate travelling
- You love burger king (dont shut up about it)
- flip the tables - get clingy and annoying. TELL HER YOU LOVE HER! LOL!
And loads more. Personally i wouldnt do this. Who cares if shes annoying??? Dude screw her. Besides if she loses attraction for you - itll do your social network no favours. Do it.

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So you have a hb9 who is clinging to you even though ur trying to sound like a looser?

Im with v1v on this one, screw her a few times and dont do anything out of your way to attract her or anything- and if she is still into you than you have a hb9 booty call
if you really want to get rid of her...

"I was up all night playing World of Warcraft" then go into details about how cool your levl 59 dwarf paladin is and how you probly spend more time playing than you spend on your real life... if that doesn't do it.....

tell her you love her and want to get married.

haha What a idea! tar lads

i didnt even think of making her a booty call! haha

im meeting her tomorrow night

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The fastest and best results to get her to ditch you:

1. Get all needy on her. Tell her that she's your dream woman and you want to marry her (this is only good when u've known her for a short while).
2. Call her 3 times a day. Every day.
3. Act jealous and accuse her of sleeping with other people.
4. Accuse her of stealing your stuff.
5. Go to her work unannounced and insist on seeing her. Do this regularly.
6. Get caught sleeping with her best friend.
7. Let your personal hygene become sloppy. Tell her how you haven't had a wash for 2 days.
8. Go to her place and make a mess. Don't tidy up your mess.
9. Invite her to a show/movies/etc and insist that she pays for both of you.

HOWEVER....

To get rid of her without DLV-ing yourself you need to be completely honest with her. Tell her that you are not interested in her. Tell her of the reason(s) you lost interest in her/attraction for her. This won't feel good in the short run. There's likely to be tears, etc, but your rep would remain unscathed and she'll have knowledge of stuff about herself that needs fixing. That way you're leaving her better off than before.

This.

Go AFC on her ass, be all awkward. Or maybe just say your not interested. Pull a charlie sheen on two and a half men and not call her back and ignore calls.

Give her the worst sex of her life. She will not bother you anymore I promise.

Seriously, this is the BEST way to get rid of a girl. I've had plenty of FWBs that I just became tired of so I got lazier and lazier when it came to having sex with them until it came to a point where I would have sex with them just to get it over with. Needless to say they were left sexually frustrated and didn't mind going for different guys while just being friends WITHOUT benefits with me from then on out.