a woman grabs my ass, i turn round, she smiles and blames it on her mate.

i said 2 ah ah, lookings for free but touching is gunna cost you" etc

in the end i blew it becuz i carried on and made the thread too long.

What do i do after i say something funny??? i dont feel and opener such as " do u floss first etc" is not appropriate. What do i do????

you already opened them with a funny line, and they both laughed..so the first part of the game was over.

after that you needed to find something to say that is interesting and keeps them involved for a short while, something such as asking them their opinion on something which you thread together with a short story..

for example if you used that floss story ..then after they smiled at you, you mighta said "hey look at those smiles! i got a question for you..do you floss before or after you brush?" and then lead into a story...get their input..at that point you have their attention.

following that the game is on..throw some negs...include both girls in the conversation...find a new story to thread into where you can DHV, eventually get her to qualify herself a bit perhaps, then if you get indicators of interest from her, play up the kino a bit. before you know it, you've got these girls hooked...

thats just the first part of the game tho...if you're wondering what to do after an opener...you should consult some reading material such as the Venusian Handbook...

seems about right