This is a great method
Me and my wing do it all the time .

we came up with it totally by accident , it was just me and my wing been are natural selfs . When I got home I it dawned on me its quite a solid routine .

When she comes to serve you say

Me-Were a bit unsure about ordering because we have got to be somewhere in about an 45 mins , Will there be enough time ???

Her- (Example) Ohhh i'm not sure i will go and ask the chef (usually gets a list of foods that take less time to prepare.

Her- the chef says if you have the haddock it will be ready in time

me-* looking at wing , then looking at her * "i don't like fish

her- then theres lamb

wing- *looking at me , then her*I don't like lamb

her -ok then the chicken

Me - chicken sounds good

wing - (c and F) yea chicken for me too , but were holding you responsible , If it doesn't arrive on time then...... well i will be making a trip to the managers office .(cheeky smile) laugh

her- ohhhh nooo dont do that (properly fake sulk or put her bottom lip out )

me- yeaaaa yeaaaa she gave us her word , so we gotta hold you to it

When the food comes and its the same waitress giving you the food say


Me - thanks , oh wait .....wheres my haddock (cocky funny)

wing- wait wheres my lamb (cocky funny)

her - arrrrhhhh stop it


If she asks you at the end of your meal if everything was alright say

Her - was everything alright

Me- yea the food was nice , i just feel the whole process has been a little rushed , like you wanted us in and out !!!!

her - what?? ahhhhh stop it , stop winding me up


Note - keep giving her negs whens she's walking passed with plates

Steady with those ohhhhh don't drop them
Or look at your watch a couple of time and smile


The key is to laugh and smile otherwise you will come across as a inpatient wanker
Theres a very fine line with this .

If you have built up enough rapport with her , you can go direct and ask her for her number or you can leave your number with the bill .

Me and my wing both got a number from doing this
good luck
any questions just ask

Pos and neg feedback welcome

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lmao. it would be fun to try this out. too bad i cook my own food.