if you guys like these then tell me becuz i have tons more.

stop raping me with you're eyes.

don't look at me like that.....its like you're eye-raping me.

you play a good act, but i know there's a Princess Unicorn in there somewhere.

We would never get along................It would be like Mr. and Mrs. Smith where they start off beating each other up and end up on the floor making out.

"we would be too much trouble together, if we were to hang out.......it would probably cause a glitch in the matrix."

"it would never work out between us........we're to much alike.............we would wreak too much havoc together............were like two opposite sides of a magnet.........it would probably cause a glitch in the matrix."

"if we were to hang out it would cause so much disturbance in the peace.......it really wouldn't be good."

"me and you would be so much trouble together...........seriously, we would destroy the city"

random statement;

PUA: fishes can fly and birds can swim.
HB: wtf ?
PUA: trust me, if you came to my world you would know.

if she is a bit dull and boring say: you really need to come to life

what the first thing that COMES to mind when you think about having FUN ?

cold reed: i bet in elementary you were a playground legend.

i bet you were the girl who used to throw bark at me in elementary.

i bet you were the girl who used to push boys off the swings in elementary.

i bet you were the girl who used to throw gummy bears at me in elementary.

PUA: i can already tell.....you're level of high maintenance is right up there with paris hilton.
HB: no it isn't/ whatever
PUA: i have a pie chart that proves it.

if she's wearing pink say : I like the whole pink thing you got going on........you're like the pink power ranger............you can protect me from impending doom.

when she compliments you say:

I know.....i graduated from the school of awesomeness.

extended version:
I know i'm awesome.......i graduates from the School of Awesomeness........... it's an elite school wherein only the awesomest of the awesome are accepted............The curriculum is treacherous though, because it's truely diffucult to live up to the school's highest standards of awesomeness.

you move fast..........this is way too early in our relationship for you to be doing that............slow down.......this is a school zone.

its too bad you're not my type...........i'm genetically disposed to only be attracted to blonds with pink highlights and purple contacts........do you know anyone that fits this description ?.................ohhh and she has too be half human half animal............until i find this perfect woman there'll be a void in my heart.

you're making me nervous...................i can't trust you..................for all i now you could be a totally spy working for the government.

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dw