the cardinal rule is to never apologize

i borrowed her pen and for some reason i decided to put it in my mouth. she then decided to say "stop biting my pen"

i said sorry
she said just kidding. i got owned

afterwards i kicked myself, but even now i can not think of anything i could have said for future reference. what would you guys have said in this situation?

Hb: Stop biting my pen!

You: I'm hungry! are you hungry?

HB: No

You: Good, you can watch me eat after class!

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"You're so money and you don't even know it!"

"Im not biting, Im nibbling"

I like the PUA artists response to that. I would have said something close to that to get her curious. pluss it's a good way for an instant date.

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BRENT AKA "HOLLYWOOD"

Thats a hard test cause your not sure if her statement of fury is sincere or not, I myself would of apologized but the more I read of PUA the more my anwser would of been one of no apology but I have a sense if your response wasnt somewhat of an apology she would of gotten even madder? who knows.

Just in case you didn't know :): It doesn't really matter what you say...
but how you say it.

If you would have said "Sorry", but like Napoleon Dynamite and threw
in a "Gooosh!, that's totally different than saying it apologetically.

Just treat her like she's your younger, annoying sister.

-"Stop biting my pen"
-"Nope. My pen now" (then you could act like you're giving it
back to her, then jerk it away before she can grab it)

-"Stop biting my pen"
-"Why has everything got to be about you?"

Plus, look at it this way. It's just a stupid pen. How mad
is a girl going to get over a pen? Seriously.

That's one thing David D talks about . . . treating the hot babe just like she's your annoying little sister.

Guys,

You are all too concerned with the outcome. Be a PUA. Tease her by biting the pen more.

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HLTW
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And the hunter shall become the hunted.

Yeah I agree with L.A. trip in this case go with the playful flirting. Next thing to do is build kino.

I liked the above suggestion "wasn't biting, just nibbling"

fake licking/makeout with the pen afterwards

All the above were good responses, also as someone stated remeber that if you cannot think of something witty or C & F on the spot, just say what you would as an AFC but with a better tone, toss in a movie quote or some show of humor.

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-Ka-
"Be the same, only better."

Look. First off you ever see those wristbands "WWJD" I have a new one "WWTCD" What would tom cruise do! He wouldn't be biting the pen, that's way to nervous/nerdy. But if he did for some gawd awful career ruining moment, he would respond with C&F (read above suggestions).

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KeepNitReal

right after she told you to stop biting her pen, i would've grabbed something else off of her desk and slowly move it towards my mouth to bite it hahaha. i'm serious.