I'm almost clueless on how to make a woman laugh so any advice would be great

Well today this girl complimented my picture and it so happened to have my sister in it. She said: Hey does your sister go here? (college)
Me: No, she goes to high school.
Her: oh she looks umm... like she goes here...
Me: Oh really? haha she looks like that guy! "point to an old dancing asian man"
She starts cracking up... Her: Thats mean!
Me: *shrug and laugh*


I also hear if a girl likes you, she'll pretty much laugh at anything. So get her to like you and she'll laugh at all your humor!

Joke about sex and be cocky. Funny voices occasionally can work wonders but don't force it if you can't do it properly.

Make jokes about yourself, where you disqualifying yourself (of course fake).

Or make jokes about her, where you are negging her

Situation:

Girl is talking to you;

you pretend she has spit on you, then you say:
Could you not spit on me please? I would appreciate that.

HB: 'oh sorry. Did i spit on you?"
you: yeah. And you wonder why people don't hang out with you?

Guys who joke around about sex all the time get a lot of play. The even break the rules a little and joke about it at inappropriate times. Stick with appropriate until you've learned the rules. Don't start breaking them until you know what they are, otherwise you lose sight of what subtle is.

You want an example, watch Californication. I know it's just a TV show, but I know a guy just like it. Guys who constantly have sex on their mind get it often because they're constantly pursuing it.

I'm naturally funny guy

But david d cocky and funny stuff puts girls into hysterics

"I noticed your eyes were like super glue staring at my ass"

Brad p material is really funny too, " horse girl opener "

If you are not funny at all, I suggest you watch alot of comedians , I think that's how I'm naturally funn

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Everyone's sense of comedy is different. Make a girl like you and it doesn't matter how funny what you say is; she'll laugh.

If you want to get good, watch comedy. If you want to get really good, watch British comedy! The names that jump to mind are masters of timing: people like Rowan Atkinson (watch his stand up)/ John Cleese/ Ronnie Barker.

Oh, and to keep up to date with topical jokes, sickipedia is always good. As long as you wade through some rubbish, you'll find all the jokes that people send around on text message before they go out.

edit - sickipedia - don't ever tell a girl you've just met 95% of the jokes you see on there!