As a traveler, I get asked this question by nearly every person I meet. My stock response is to make them guess, giving some hints until they get it and then rewarding them with a high five. My last hint is "we have kangaroos". You'd be surprised how many hot chicks around the world can't answer that question (the punishment is to give me their phone number).

Sometimes this gets a bit boring for me though. My other stock responses are:

- its a secret (and then ignore the question)
- I'm japanese, konnichiwa (obvious lie since I'm caucasian)
- I'm from here (obvious lie when I'm speaking spanish)

Anybody got something better?

"i come from a very mysterious place where there's adventure, excitement and there are big animals which bounce up and down in everyone's back gardens lol"