HB: What with your jeans/shirt/hat? Did your mom buy it for you?

ME: You are such a bully.

HB: No I am not

ME: Yes you are, I saw you take that guys milk money outside the bar…

HB: (Laughing) What are you talking about?

ME: Oh you don’t remember? Wow you really are a bully…You do it so often that you don’t even remember it happening.

After this the conversation gets lighter and you can start the next thread. This is one of those spontaneous lines that came to me last night while I was out and it worked really well. Let me know what you guys think.

Hmmm. It sounds good. So you field tested it last night?

yep...it worked very well...it's very playful and diffused the situation. I believe you can use it all the time...whether it's a shit test, or she playfully pushed you or during banter etc...

Nice one. So, she opened you with that shit test or was there already some kind of convo going on?

Nope she didn't open me. I've seen her before in school (I'm a senior in college) but we've never spoken...She came into the bar with a gagle of girls while I was outside with a friend and we gave each other an eye and exchanged a quick hello. Later in the evening I approached them, I think I just gave an enthusiastic "heyyyyyy" but I don't remember what I said after. During this period she started making fun of my shirt, it was a bright green T-shirt and I used that line. I will continue to test it but it seems so versatile that you could use it at anytime as long she says anything to you with an attitude.

Very, very nice.

I like this one, and agree with the versitility of it.

it seems like one of those lines in which you can mad-lib some words here and there into it and it could tackle more than just (what's up with your clothes).

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