Just need a few cocky and funny lines for short women, as I prefer them.

A few would be appreciated, even if you just have one I would be glad to hear it.

Thanks.

These seem to work really well for me because I am also a shorter guy so I don't come across as a dick.

To her, or her friends "Does the Wizard of Oz always let her out on weekends?"

To her "Hey, just thought I'd let you know the pot of gold is in the closet." she generally might not get this one right off the bat and could give you a curious or WTF look which lets you lead further into it; It's an obvious reference to leprechauns and if she does get it she will almost always laugh.

If you're a bigger guy a C&F comment you can use is
"hey, your going home with me tonight" -- what?? -- "You know how I know?" -- how? -- "Because I'm stronger than you." this is best used as an opener and REALLY depends on how it's delivered or else your going to come across as a creep.

I am also a fan of shorter or smaller girls and i am a man of average size and height.

some things i might say would be:

1. (if there is a show or something going on) "jump on my back, il give you a boost" (you don't actually want her to jump on, its just being playful, so say it playfully)

2. (day game) "i saw the rainbow outside, and now I've found you, but where is the pot of gold?" If she smiles stack with another routine immediately, you don't want to get stuck in leprechaun talk or she will start taking offense.

3. (clubs) In a group once you position yourself next to your target and once she gives you some IOI's just subtly take your elbow and put it on top of her head like you are leaning on her but don't lean hard, then say to her "wow you are the perfect height for me." I love this one its great!

"I heard good things come in small packages, so no pressure but its all on you to prove it". Opener/early on in the conversation. Works like a charm if you smile or fake a serious look

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- The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances; if there is any reaction, both are transformed

- You make your own luck

Keks: Wow, you are extraordinarily short
HB: Yea, I'm not wearing my heels today, blah blah blah
Transition to midgame

That way you can keep teasing her throughout the night.

that`s sound really good, i need to check it.

Thanks tdavid88, make sure you try out the different ways of saying it. Different smiles, as an approach, as an opener, and multiple time too. Don't forget most girls are smaller than guys so you dont need to go out of your way that much to experiment with it


Oh and this one girl I used it on did have an awesome comeback. "Really, so what comes in big packages". So just be aware

ps that comeback earned her kudos in my book

pps my only comeback to her comeback was "great things" then a cheeky smile and a wink. She seemed impressed by it so now i just hope every girl uses the "so what comes in big packages" line

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- The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances; if there is any reaction, both are transformed

- You make your own luck

Thank you for the replies.

Really like the small packages one, anymore replies would be appreciated.

Nice one for you here.

You: Wow you must be really fit.
Her : Why?
You: Well isn't the oxygen denser at your level?

Deliver it with a really questioning look too. This can be a great intro into talking about different levels, taking things to another level etc.