Girls love to be compared to animals, and there are several routines that involve comparing them to her. (i.e. text her “I just figured out what you would be if you were an animal”, and she can't help but think of which one).

What are some good responses to go off of? Once you tell her an animal, what are some reasons she's like it? Typical might be cat, dolphin, squirrel, bird, etc. I'm thinking if she's a HB8+ a good neg animal would be appropriate (pig, hippo, cow, monkey) but having trouble thinking how to put it in CF way.

Also in the same vein, you could substitute a celebrity for animal. Ideas here?

Thanks guys!

Fat Cow (unless she's even remotely chubby)
Bitchy Squirrel
Nerdy Hippo
Etc.

It's not really the words that you choose that create the effect, it's how you use the words that does

_________________
Women are plenty, time is not.

filthy pig
sneaky bug
annoying bird
scratchy cat
loyal dog
lazy lion
cheeky monkey

thats my 2 cents