Quote:
Her: We were talking about you today in class blah blah blah
Me: I'm flattered, well not really I'd be suprised if you guys didn't.
Me: Did you mention my bulging biceps?
Me: Or my Rippling Pecs?
Her: Or your tiny penis?
Me: Ow, Man, someone needs a tampon
Ive used that tampon line a lot and haven't got a bad reponse yet.
IMs and texts are diffecult to convey negs and C/F. As we know verbal communication is only a fraction of the total exchange, your negs better be good I liked the surprised line. The biceps pecks thing seemed to cornering, and too Ron Burgundy. Think about it what choices does she have. If you are in good shape, you're seeking approval. If you aren't its wierd. As I said, she's cornered. What do cornered animals do? Attack.
She had to shoot you down.
Period jokes are childish and doesn't show that you understand a girl.
No, as a response, I would have said something like "*sigh* bitter ex's." She'd be like, what? Then you ask "who said that" (said is carefully chosen as opposed to tell, is sounds less valuable: you tell someone you love them, you say 'I have to shit'). She's intrigued: Who's bitter. You: Nevermind, I don't want to spread drama.
But she does, drama is interesting:
Who's heart did you break? Can someone fall hard for you?
Just don't get on the defensive, then she knows it bothered you you wuss. A period joke is defensive behavior IMO.