ME: (walks to a set where ive recieved nonverbal iois) You wont' believe this, but my buddy has just shat himself :D

them: what the fuck?/ uh/ hahaha really?

ME: yeah seriously he does this everytime

my wing: (in this case keith, walks over,) oh is he doing this again? HAHA this guy, i dont know why im still his friend

ME: (acknowleding his joking tone) wait so would you guys disown a friend just because he shat himself?

target(thank god): Hhaha of course! thats digusting and rude

me: (to her friend) how could you trust a girl who would bail on you everytime you had an accident?

convo changes

i was in

i number closed on target

didnt call it
HB7 used as a test for the routine

Dude, I see this going horribly wrong so many ways. I can see the humor in this and how you can wing it. I can also see the creativity and how it helps open the set but really?

Some girls are going to be disguisted talking about this. I personally don't like associating feelings of disguist and repulsiveness with myself when I'm opening. By using this you are attaching those feelings her thoughts about you. You will forever be know as the guy with the friend who shats himself.

It's completely your opener, and if it gets consistent results then I'm wrong. Of all the openers out there it just seems you could find one better, and without DHV yourself or anyone you hang with.

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Been around the world twice, Talked to everyone once...

I don't like it. Talking about people shitting themselves and laughing at other peoples problems isn't that great.

Hahaha i totally agree, it was just a wild card routine we decided to run while our game was on fire. We had gotten a few numbers each at that mall, so we thought it up and ran it with results.

NOT SOMETHING I WOULD SUGGEST ON A SET YOU REALLY WANT TO SUCCEED IN.