| Hey!!!
Did u know that 97% of girls masturbate in the shower?
Her: no
And the other 3 % sing
Her: Really?
U know what they sing??
Her:no
U must be one of the ones that masturbates
Her:haha
Haha anyway i was wondering who lies more? Guys or girls??
Her: (doesn’t matter what she says)
Okay then u wanna bet?
Her:ok then
A drink ok?
Her: fine haha
Ok, I'm going to ask you 5 questions. They goal is to lie to me. If I ask what color the sky is, you say green. got it?
Her:yep
Okay my first question is– where are we right now?
Her:blah blah blah
What colour is my shirt?
Her:blah blah blah
What are u drinking?
Her:blah blah blah
See this isn’t so hard, ok ummmmm what question we on?
Her:3
Ok ill have a beer please haha
(If she says like 9 or something just say)
Omg have u played this game before??
(then u would have got her)
Haha okay get me a drink later lol wanna sit down?
Her:sure
Okay theres a couch over there
(guide her with ur hand on her lower back)
Hey so did u know this really odd fact?
Her:ok then
Give me your hand then
Her: ok
Right do see how ur ring finger is shorter than ur pointer finger?
Her: oh wow!
And look now at mine- its the opposite round!
Her:thats cool!
LEAVE FOR 10 MINS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ur like a bad penny
Her:why??
U keep on finding me!!
CONVO/DHV
Then just keep kinoing and dhving and teasing (props to JAY-wa)
then at the end of the night
Here is the full Evolution Phase Shift Routine (All credits to Style):
1. I tell her that she smells good and ask what she is wearing. Then I lean in, brush her hair aside, and sniff her slowly, moving up from the shoulder to the ear. "Mmmm, that smells good. People don't pay enough attention to smell. But you'll notice how animals, before they mate, will always smell each other. Evolution has hard-wired us to respond to certain things. You are wired to respond when someone smells you."
2. "It's like when someone pulls the back of your hair. You'll notice how lions, when they mate, always bite and tug at the end of each other's mane, right here." (Since I'm shaved bald, I'll add here, "This is what I miss the most about not having hair"; if you have hair, say, "This is one of my favorite things".) Then I run my hand up the back of her neck and grab a fistful of hair at the roots and pull it, downwards. She says "Mmmm..." And I say "see."
3. Then I talk about how "No one knows this, but the most sensitive places on the body are places that are usually hidden from contact with the air, like the back of the elbow (touching it) and knee (touching it). Any place where your body bends, twists, or folds, there are millions of sensitive little nerve endings that release endorphins. Then I take her arm, bend it a little, and erotically bite the area on the opposite side of the elbow (that crease where it bends). She usually gets the chills, and I have her ratify how good it feels.
[Note for the less experienced: If you don't know how to erotically bite a girl, learn before you do this. You want to take a big chunk of skin -- not a little pinch! – and slowly and firmly slide your teeth together until they meet and release the skin. You may want to practice on your own elbow first.]
4. After, I say, "But do you know what the best thing in the world is?...A bite...right...here." And I point to the side of my neck. (Every now and then, I'll add, that "this has to do with the fact that it is where the jugular vein is most exposed, and since most sexual fantasies have to do with submission and vulnerability, it sends all the fantasy signals flying.") Then I'll expose my neck and say, "Bite me right here" as if I expect her to do it. Fifty percent of the time she will. If she doesn't, I just turn away calmly (punish), wait a few seconds, and then turn back and repeat, "Bite me right here." Usually she will.
5. Half the time, her bite is lame. If so, I correct her and say, "That's not how you bite. Come here." Then I give her a good bite on the neck and instruct her to "try again." This time, she ALWAYS does a great job.
6. Now you look her in the eye, smile mischievously/approvingly, and say, very slowly, "not bad." Then glance down at her mouth, back up at her eyes, and...yes...finally...you...may...if you want...and if she's ready...um...kiss!
Short Version: smell, grab hair, touch elbow, touch back of knee, bite elbow, bite my neck, bite her neck, triangular gazing, kiss.
thats it folks whattya think??
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