Ver Nice !
His my contribution. I can dot a topic as i dont have enough posts.
So if someone finds it useful and could create a topic & copy/paste i will be grateful.
Impossible move
Excuse me for my poor english as i'm french So.Hope it is new.
Here's a similar one
1-I bet you cant turn your right hand clockwise in circle
She will do it, no problem.
2-I bet you cant turn your right foot clockwise (in a little circle)
3-So now more difficult, could you do the 2 at the same time ?
She will do it.
Damn ! you're pretty good damn for a X-year old woman!
Now more difficult, do the right hand move in clockwise and AT THE SAME TIME, the right foot ANTI-CLOCK WISE.
Notice HOW IT IS near impossible to do them at the SAME TIME .You foot will try to disobey & turn irresistible clockwise.
Isn't that Weird ?
Now, a emotional roller coaster.
With a surprise & serious face, the guy: are you serious ? You cant do this simpel moves ?
According to XYZ, it is a symptom of XYZ disease in P%. I thought it was a joke.
(pause & stare)
No, just kidding !
Now try with right hand & left foot. There's no problem.
(now
subDHV Spike)
I think because the left brain can take care of the right hand movement while the right brain can take care of the left foot movement.
ESP trick
http://skeptacles.blogspot.com/2005/08/ ... ammer.html
Very well-known in France (forwarding a lot of times through email)
unexpected Knock
Similar a bit to
this one.
Have you ever notice that most of the children games occuring during their freetime in school are working fine with Women ?
It is like a weird regression in their childhood (like teasing them)
Here's an other infantile kino game.
(dhv spike if the girl doesn't know this obvious thing)
Do you know that cheap yoghurt with strawberry contains NO Strawberries ? It is just chemical stuff for the flavor.
Guess what, I can produce me too the smell of strawberry easily.(optional)Give me you hand. Then rub yours on her palm.
Now, smell it.
When she tries to smell it (hand in front of his nose), push his hand quickly but not rougly (it hurts !) on her face, so she will hurt her nose a bit.
It could be a kino neg in a certain way, maybe.
Beauty neg destroyer*
This one is quite border-line, i think.
If you say it without being playful or with a smile, it is an insult.
I'm the author of this line. But maybe it is just a form of
cryptomnesia.Whatever.
G:Hey, you have something on your head ?
What ?
G: Here, no no, here.
It is nothing, Forget me , it is JUST your HEAD.
Remember to immediately pursue the coversation with an other person after a neg (according to mystery) and dont wait to her reaction ( insult/complaint?)
Interview
Interview is the classic conversation :
-where are you from?
-what is your name ?
-what do you..
Just boring.
My personal & original version of the interview in the "Male to Female interest" in the Mystery Model i think.
My shift is to ask the same boring questions with humor.
Quote:
Me: What is your nickname ?
Hb: (sometimes) why dont you asking my first name instead ?
Me: i dont care of your first name, honestly. (with a smile)
Hb: and you what 's your name ?
(now i'm gonna roleplaying the famous boring Tv game: Countdown)
Me: consonant
Hb: what ?
Me: Pick a consonant ! Quick !
HB: S
Me: vowel
Hb Consonant
Me: Vowel - 6 lettres hint: begin with a J.
..Hb:i got it !
Me:-Where do you live on Earth ?
Her (always laughing) XYZ -sometimes she will start a roleplaying and answers "on The Moon.." And you?
If shes says "on The moon".
I will reverse the roles: "i know you are my orbit (i'm on Earth). That is why you always turn around me. You're scary !"
Hb: And you ?
-I'm from the Milky Way / solar Sytem/Earth/ north hemisphere/France/ Paris.
I'm living in the 3rd cave on left just after benladen's one & before our local bear/big foot's one.
Me: What do you do aside existing ?
What is your solar age ?
Hb. ... and you ?
Me (emphasis) i'm a quarter century. If you are older/younger : i'm a quarter/third century +/- X .
Hb: What is your origin ?
Hb: I'm french. And you ?
Me: i'm half-caste ?
HB: really ! which ones.
ME: I'm a unique mix ! i'm half human & half moroccan/your nationality.
Me: Lion ?
Hb: what ?
Me: pig perhaps ?
Hb: what are you speaking about ?
Me: your astrologic sign !
Hb : And you ?
Me: Guess
HB: lion ?
Me: Oh my god !(pause)..... you 're wrong (Mystery's line) This ones rocks EVERYTIME.
Me: (periphrasis) Do your parents have others children ?(instead of have you brothers & sisters?)
me: Do you smoke ?
hb: no/yes and you ?
Me: fuck drugs ! i always choose free drugs (pause)do you know them ?Like Sport (insert DHV)
Normally, after this weird interview she will says that you are quite special/weird/original/whatever guy.
No matter what she said, i will maintain my frame & answer "thanks".
numclose routine
I dont know how is the author.
Me: Do you believe in fate.
HB: Yes/no
Me: Me not. But do you believe in phone ?
Give me your phone number