I know Jay Wa has come up with some good teasers in his sticky. I have a list of very common shit tests below which could be thrown at you any time and was interested to see what you guys would respond with. We could see this as a group effort for material creation.

What to say when she...(quote the statement and state your response)..I have a few of mine below, some of which may not be that great in text form, but when said correctly have worked very well for me...


Calls you insecure
...immediately look over your shoulder down behind you at your ass, half turn and say ...[ok no seriously do you think i look fat in these jeans??]...this role reversal works a treat if done right...always gets a laugh.


Calls you a girl
[awesome, that would make you a lesbian, I would never have guessed!]...assuming her attraction for you.


calls you a needy
[my dear i think the only thing i need right now is an ice cold beer]...i am looking for a better one.


Calls you obsessive
[not much to be obsessed with here dear...hey but we can still be friends] ...smile!


Calls you arrogant
[ah thank you thats so sweet of you, best compliment I've had all day]...smile


Calls you sensitive
[ye, i was actually crying in the corner earlier because someone called me fat, how about a hug]


Calls you a player
[yep, i'll break your heart and sleep with all your friends]


Calls you sexy (big test this one!)
[is that all??]


Calls you a loser/dork/geek/freak
[aawe youre only saying that because you like me... .adorable]


Calls you annoying
[ye well what do you think im here for...to make nice with you or something?]


Says she is so not attracted to you.
[Thank god!] ...i love this one.


Says you so want her.
[that may be true... such a pity that kissing you would be like kissing my sister.]


Says what are you looking/staring at?
[not much.] or


Says do you speak to all the girls like this?
...say this sarcastically with a smile staring deeply into her eyes...[what do you mean ALL the girls? youre the only girl ive ever spoken to.]...if said correctly this will not lower your value but rather imply that you speak to a SHIT load of women.



Says you dont know how to dress
[ak ok so you'd rather see my without clothes on? look just because I flirt doesnt mean I put out so please just take it easy.]


...share your ammo and/or get creative.