Here are some negs...


* That’s it, I don’t love you anymore

* I usually like girls with blank, but you are changing my opinion

* …are you done talking?

* I don’t know who your bf is but he isn’t spanking you hard enough (done after something “unacceptable”)

* Look if your going to touch me like that I’m gonna start charging

* You’re the most awesome (first and last name) that I know

* Her: insult

PUA: It feels good to heard insults from the 3rd grade again

* Is she always like this?

* Wheres the off button

* Smart Girls are sexy (after she says something stupid)

* Her: I’m sorry I have a boyfriend

PUA: I’m sorry, you thought I was hitting on you? I was just being nice.

* Neglect is a form of abuse, im gunna have to call the hotline on you

* Feel free to visit me in my dreams

* You’re so pretty, to bad your not my type

* I’d ask you how old you are, but you probably couldn’t count that high

* Ok, I texted you, what are you next two wishes

* I really love…that shirt that girls wearing

* Look her in the eye in a serious face and say “respect”

* Point system and if they ask you say when you get to ____ you can buy me a drink

* …damn what happened, last time we talked you were a good girl

* You seem way too nice for me……at least say fuck a couple of times so we can get out of the PG rated conversation
* Whew – have you guys been having perfume fights or something?
* I feel like I can talk to you all night……..I cant LISTEN to you though.
* I think your hair would look better up/down
* Those shoes look really comfortable/uncomfortable

When she does something silly or has a differing taste in something:

-"Ah, you're losing points"
-"You don't like (vanilla ice cream)!? Oh man, I don't know if it can workout between us..."

Bahahahaahahahaahaah. Those are great. Keep em coming.


Nice shirt my mom has the same one.