Fed up with not being able to play the game right, I decided to say FUCK IT and try something completely off the wall different. I went to an online dating website and started emailing women this

OBVIOUSLY, because it was SO experimental, i didn't email ANYONE close to me. Heres the email

Hi, I'm Adam. I'm moving to (city she lives in) in a week. A little bit about me because I like to show people who I really am on first impression.

I'm an unemployed high school drop out. Currently I'm on welfare, but I used to be supported by my girlfriend of 2 years. She, unfortunately left me after losing about 100 lbs and getting a make over. She got together with this smart guy from the chess club at school.It's a good thing though, because even in the beginning she never wanted to, ya know. Now I live at home with my parents and probably will for a long time. I like anime and star wars (Luke, I am your father LOL!!!!!!!!!!!)

I'm trying to lose weight, so I've been playing Wii fit alot. So far I've gone from 350lbs to 345lbs in only 30 days! Also, as soon as I get enough money from playing scratch off tickets I'm going to get to a dermatologist right away!
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My responses are impressive

15/15 and these bitches are HOT, and definately into me
Oh, and one of the girls, after 3 emails she wanted to meet me. Heres the emails from her:

(#1 above email, except I forgot to change where I was moving to (connecticut) to jacksonville, FL, where she lives)

her: hi adam,im kaley....i have a penis

Me: lol i love the cock

her: i thought so, have u been with a tranny before?

me: My parents are both tranny's. I'm thinking about it, too

her: well if ur ever in jax,let me know
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I can't stop laughing, because this actually worked
her plentyoffish profile is KaleySB
Next time I go to a club, I'll try these tactics

wow lol

never thought that would work =]

You would have to have the body language to pull it off person to person - but hey you're obviously confident if you're going up to a girl and saying stuff like that haha. I guess it shows you're not gunning for their approval.

LOL the point is, is none of this is true, and I mentioned the "I weigh 350 lbs" part for a reason, because I'm only 140 and I have body pictures on there. It was meant to be a total joke, make chicks laugh, and make you totally bullet proof to any kind of insecurities coming out, because it gives me the opportunity to mock any insecurities I may have. For example, I'm jewish, and I've used this trick in the field before. I was getting shit from another male in the group about how jewish people supposedly have tiny dicks, and I was like yeah man...3 inches. So fucking small. And the women responded positively to that.

Hey man, props on the cool e-mail. You disqualified yourself soooooo much and just overdid DLV soooo much that it sounded like you were the most confident person she will ever meet. I am definately stealing this.

This was AWESOME.

Great stuff.

I'm wondering though. I'm guessing your profile page is the regular stuff?

The story of my life...lol

Naw I am not like that at all.

Great post tho

dude you serious>>>????? That's what gets a girl's attention on a dating site, you are not one more of thus who send: "you are so sexy, and swould like to meet you blah blah"

deftonesfan4l1fe btw this is not even a DMFLV haha its's a DLV ! You should had totally made even more hardcore and put some pictures of you "before" and "now" so it would be a DMFLV.

Definitely trying this for fun , and IN MY REAL RIGION, just for fun, and see where it goes hahah

Great Post ++++

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