| Yes, I'm serious, I took and made balloon animals with me to the bar, and will be doing this again.
No I am not a clown, I'm a regular guy who happened to learn how to ride a unicycle, juggle and make balloon animals. I never went to clown college, my uncle just showed me when I was growing up. (google if you want to learn, there's a lot of good sites)
So I was sittin with my buddys (AFCs) I told them to check this out.
walked up and started talkin to the 4 set right behind us.
Are you girls adventurous?
yeah
well I have a challenge for you then.
who ever can blow up this balloon, ill buy them a drink.
if I blow it up though, you have to buy me a drink, you'll even get a sweet balloon
animal out of the deal so its not a complete loss.
they all tried, no one could do it, they were getting close so i took it from them, blew it up and made a dog.
I would have never done this b4 I started reading this site, but it worked, they were all into me we had fun.
after I returned to my friends a chick came up to me askin to make her somethin for her wrist to wear, I ended up popping the last two balloons while trying to do it, next time I will deff take more with me.
I ran into some people I knew outside, and when we came back in, I showed my friends wife the dog I made, she wanted one, I didn't have one, so I told her just to take the one sitting at their table, they weren't taking care if him.
After she took it, I did end up returning it back to the girls, and told them, they needed to take better care of him, walk him, feed him, and pet him daily. she put it in her purse.
it was a fun night, but I wish I took more with me.
I can make a monkey sitting in a heart holding a flower, but that chick better be fckn hot to get 3 balloons. Most of em just get a bitch dog. _________________ life, women and relationships
www.teacherofmen.com
|
CHAT