haha thats why the NOTE says delivery is key and u have to have some cocky funny rapport with the chick first
another one of my favs to use is from the "my new haircut video" on youtube lol. I actually tried this on a chick AND told my best friend to try it on the girl he was gaming and it worked both times haha. Once again, USE THIS ONE WITH CAUTION and you must have rapport with the girl for it work lol.
I actually used this one over text mostly because i find saying extreme shit like the previous one and this one works better over text cuz the girl usually doesnt get offended or as mad as she would be if u said it to her in person lol.
Heres the convo:
her: hey handsome, what you up to tonight?
10 minutes later
me: Not now chattermouth, im in the fucking zone!
INSTANT RESPONSE (everytime)
her: wow wtf, that was sooo fukin rude.
2 hours later (must wait at least an hour before you text her. the longer you wait, the better this will work)
me: hey cutie, that was an intense game of pingpong holy! so wud up?:)
her: oh cool, did u win? and nothing...bored

you?
and there you have it

Enjoy.
B.