I'm looking for "one liners" that can be used at any time to sexualize a conversation. I like what Gruuve has here: flirting-via-innuendo-and-double-entendre-vt38756.html

But these are all one liners specific to a situation that you may not find yourself in. I'm looking for more "universal" innuendo.

Links/products would be greatly appreciated. I've searched for an hour now and that was all I could find.

-OMG, I can’t believe you said that, but
you know what… I can tell, especially with
that hairstyle, that you were always one
of those girls that had a really cute look
to you, but I bet that kept you out of
trouble.

-Now I know you like you hand in the
cookie jar, but sometimes getting caught
is what you were always looking for.


-Like I can tell with you that you always
liked to get into trouble, it was always
fun, but once you got caught that is when
you would feel bad about it.


-That is the shitty thing about society,
is people think about and perceive women
in different ways. Like my friend Denise
always say that men like sex more than
women, and I couldn’t disagree with him
more. I think that women like sex as much
as men if not more.


-You know if you keep looking at me like
that, (I am going to have to make a woman
out of you- I am going to have to start
hitting on you- I am going to have to take
you over in that corner and press you up
against the wall and take you right there)


-Here give me your hand (slap it). See
with a girl like you that sort of thing
feels good. You’re totally one of those
girls that like to have her hair pulled
and ass slapped, I bet your favorite
position is from behind. www.theredmole.com