I was asked: "how big are you?" a couple of weeks ago. My response was "thats for you to find out"

In retrospect, i believe some better answers would have been:
"hey, you should buy me a drink before hitting on me like that"
"woa, don't you think we are moving too fast"
"I know you want to be my gf, but slow down"
"is that your best pickup line"

any opinions/other suggestions etc.?

If you want to get with her than I wouldn't try to fuck up my chances by being cocky. Obviously she wants your cock all in and around her mouth so a couple of good responses would've been. And plus I really wouldn't take this as a shit test.

"That's for me to know and for you to find out"
"Guess"


Than after that i'd meet up with her and fuck the shit out of her.

That sounds like an invite to me rather than a shit test. Take advantage of it. Tell her "plenty big enough to make you rip holes in the sheets".

Gruuve

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Yeah but what if he has a small dick?

i remember i was asked this and i told the girl I call him mr big stuff, (corny i know but my frame allowed me to be as corny as i wanted) and she said i bet its this small( she makes like a "small" gesture with her fingers) and i replied with ok even if its small i can still judo chop you with it, her and her friends cheeks turned red, play around with it ( the answer, not ur thing thing) its a fun question say whatever you like and keep it sexual

About 6 foot one, give or take a couple of inches...


...really, why is their so much over-analysis.

I BELIEVE I HAVE THE PERFECT ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION:

Her: How Big Are you?
You: Big enough to have you moaning like a whore.

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Let's go back to my place and find out.

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Why do you want to know?

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I am, therefor I game
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Why do you want to know?

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I am, therefor I game
I game, therefore i score.

Make reference to your height, and if she is indeed asking about your cock neg her for having a filthy naughty mind then ask her how badly she wants to find out if you feel its gotten to that stage.

This is a perfect opportunity to be cocky/funny and exaggerate the shit out of the situation... god I love these! because I can give an honest and good answr to it and be proud of it... but even if that wasn't the case so what... you dont need to be large to satisfy a woman.. just hard and erect... if you want to talk about sexual exercises to extend your lasting power and increase your virility... just ask.. probably for a different forum tho Im not sure which one... anyway here's the first thing that popped in my head... tell her "2 inches" and then look her in the eye and say "and I'm AMAZING" If she doesn't laugh your delivery sucked. I can make people laugh without even saying any words. How do I do this? Act like you just heard the funniest joke that no one else was obliged to hear... if you act like this all the time people will see you are generally a fun and excited person.. they wont want to be the one to bring you down... as long as you have a higher energy level than her and govern the frame well you can get her to laugh at everything you say. I've had girls tell me I'm funny without even giving them a reason to, I wasn't even trying to be... but they will tell you this to show interest, IOI.. perfect opportunity... If ur not that big don't sweat it, exaggerate and explode this topic it's perfect for getting sexual.

"2 inches."

Dramatic pause.

"And I'm AMAZING!"

Delivery is everything. Say it slowly and very melodramatically.. stress the MAZ in aMAZEing... like that.. and as you stress that part widen your eyes as you look her in the eyes like they're about to pop out at her.. it'll look funny. That's what I mean by delivery... make your body language funny and she'll have to laugh no matter what... it really doesn't even matter what you say as long as you go into an instant wide-mouthed smile and crack yourself up in the process. That's key, if people see you make yourself laugh you must be pretty funny.. act like you always have a standup comedian in your head that is only there to make you laugh in the privacy of your own head. Even if you are alone in a club, tell yourself a joke in your head and make yourself laugh by yourself.. it'll actually make people take notice of you as a light-hearted, easy-going, and easily-approachable person. Remember, the interaction should always be on the verge of absolute laughter... make her feel that right behind your smile are a ton of laughs waiting to brighten her day and make it less boring. Just make sure you can be serious when you need to be, you don't want her thinking you are just a clown.

"how wide are you?" neg her by asking a question she wont answer

"ask your mate, she enjoyed it" pick a random friend of hers in line of sight and smile and wave, hope she smiles and waves back....

"let me see u side on....I think its gunna b a bit tight...."

I've only had girls ask me this when i was a freshman/sophmore in high school, so I'm not sure if its that big of a deal. But...

I like the "how wide are you?" response, BUT thats because its straight cocky and assholic where you reply with the mindset of 'wow... thats really rude'.

Another one ive used when joking around without being asked but we're on the topic or something, ill say "I'm three inches (pause) from the ground"

Funny Cocky stuff doesn't work here because its labeled as avoiding the question. Also: you never want to answer the question anyway, even if you're a monster.

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I love these kinda shit tests.. but also she is screening you asking "do u leave ur world by joining mine"... an AFC would try and please her by giving her an answer that she would except.. like "18 inches"... by doing this its a DLV..
(trying to hard, like a little bitch)
only a guy with pre-selection would say... 2inches "showing that actually u dont giv a fuck... agree??

then again there are obviouly more than one correct answer here

P>S>>>

by saying 2inches.. she wont be dissapoined with the one night stand

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