I won't use this right after opening girls, but rather on this really hot girl at school I talk to occasionally.

"You know what I was thinking? I feel like some gay people are just generic. Here's what I mean: Saturday I was on the train on my way to buy some nice producing headphones (DHV, my room's basically a studio and ppl are interested) and it was really crowded. I was staring at a pretty eye, cuz thats all I could see of of the person it was so crowded. The person shifted so I could see his face.. yes, his face. he was gay. And I got that really generic *unnecessary* long gaze straight into my eyes, with the head tilted downward somewhat to make it more intense."
I'll act that last part out as I say it, and I will DEFINITELY get a laugh.

"So it got me thinking, what about their voices and choice of words? You definitely heard the generic gay voice before (and now I say this in the gay voice, which I happen to be really good at...) "omg my boyfriend got me the most fabulous looking poodle the other day!"
There should be a response to this, and I think I'm starting to build rapport soon.

"It's ALWAYS a poodle! And its GOT to be a fabulous poodle, of all the million ways to describe a puppy... fabulous." (look up at the ceiling in a gay way when saying fabulous)

From here I can stack forward with the finger length routine. What do you guys think?