hey i made this up tonight based on other people's ideas and my own personal experiences. plenty of things to follow into after the intro. hopefully it DHVs properly

Me: hey those shoes look really comfortable, guess they would look kinda silly on me though huh? (smiling and fully of flirty energy)

HB: blah blah yeah (if theyr not being receptive i often bail and find an friendlier chick, theres plenty of hotties that will give u a chance to build attraction)

Me: girls are funny with their shoes, one of my ex girlfriend's stole my younger sisters shoes once and it started a big fight that i had to resolve coz she had spent like a weeks pay on those shoes.

i always end up taking my sisters side in these things coz i have always looked out for her. guess its my brothers instinct, always protect family first, ha.

HB: blah blah blah

Me: i cant imagine wanting to steal my buddies shoes though. my shoes are already wayyyy too sexy.

hey dont even think about stealing them! i can tell that your a thief...

HB: blah blah

nah its ok i like thieves, theyr hot as.

so what do u do when ur not stealing?

(then get to know her and i can wing it from here and begin to escelate. i am a big fan of "would you like to kiss me?" been using it the last couple of weeks and it hasnt failed me yet. 4 closes with it and counting.

Of course i wouldnt actually follow this to a T but if use it as a guideline it might be able to help me procede through the intial stages of getting to know her.

this is the first routine thing I have written to please offer feedback.
UNTESTED

test it first, then lets hear what happened. seems a lil AFC to me tho...