I just took an old story from a long time ago, so I wrote it down since I need more DHV stories. I altered it quite a bit to add in those spikes...

i remember when I was a kid, i was riding my bike and talking to my brother. i was about 9 and he was about 16. we were going down the street to see some friends when these two kids on the other side of the street were going by. as they went by, they were taunting at us for some reason. we didn’t really care and just kept going. we arrived at the end of the street,and i went to the basketball court to meet some friends and my brother went into a house to see his friends. like an hour or so pases of playing with Pogs and pokemon cards and i look over and see my brother talking to those two kids that were taunting us. i realize they were arguing pretty loudly, so i was like hey guys, come help me with this. they always had my back when i needed them and they knew i had theirs, even when we were that young. we walk over and as i get there, i see one of the kids swing at my brother. without even thinking, i ran up the second kid and punted him right in the nads right as my brother belted that that first kid right back. my brother got him square in the nose, giving him a nice bloody shirt.they were on the floor and we just walked away laughing at them. my family's always been like that. we always watch each others' backs, Italian style.

here's another one, circa same time period of my life. lol. this one is barely altered.

there was this girl in 4th grade who lived right behind me. i still remember her face. We would always sit on the bus and talk. I had the biggest crush on her for quite a while, but i was nervous as hell around her. one day, completely out of the blue, she asked me if i liked her. My jaw just fell open, it caught completely offgaurd. She saw my reaction and quickly added ”as a friend.” my heart sank a bit but i was like of course thinking she meant the “as a friend” bit the whole time. the next day, i smacked myself in the head realizing what she actually meant. anyway, i started “dating’ her. we’d always hold hands and walk around together. we got teased a lot since in 4th grade, girls are yucky. we wer took scared to kiss because we both thought thats how you get pregnant. we had seen the condom ad on tv where a guy put one on his head and inflated it using his nose, you know? so we thought that’s how you used a condom. you kiss through the plastic to prevent getting pregnant... and cooties.