Allright guyz here are my recent negs; hope you like'm

- You have a buggar on your nosy. Oh wait maybe not, did you just finished eating somewhere? I think it's a bacon bit . or " Don't worry only a couple of people seen it. It was funny to see the look on that guy's face though ".

- Say it don't spray it. *Rub your eyes*

- What should a girl REALLY say if she spat on a guy's face?
Her: euhmm,.. I don't know.
Rub you face: I would apologize...

- She hits you. "Hey easy on the merchandise. I may be full of love but I'm not a fucken pinata."

- Is that a gray hair?

(I didn't try this one cuz I don't smoke, but I've seen it in Everybody Loves Raymond.)
- Light a cigarette in the house or somewhere it might be innapropriate: Than a girl looks at you and says something like "Hey!!!?" Then you look at her and say " OMG I'm so sorry where are my manners! Would you LIKE one?"

- "Omg where's her mute button!"
or
You can start by pretending to use a fake remote in your hand, then when she asks what you're doing, tell her you're just trying to find the mute button. Next routine ASAP.

- Wow when was the lst time SHE smiled?" Next Routine.

Poke her nose playfully and say " Smile Button! =)". If she doesn't, say something like "Wow you don't get around much do you?" Next routine.

- "OMG what is it with you girls and those big mosquito glasses?! All the girls are wearing them! Are you in a secret clan or something?

hahahaah, loved the smilebutton!


I would try this one

hi.

i thought about one neg i don't know if it is a good one or it has already been made up by someone
if anyone can correct it or make some adjustment to it, it would be nice.

the neg is some thing like this.

wow. you or she must me in the Guinness book of records as (blank)

(the girl who talks to much)
(the needy one) stop touching me. in a funny voice.

etc. dont know if it is useful, i'll try it soon

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what is knowledge if you dont use it.

so time to hit the girls (not literally:p)

Honestly, I have no idea where the Neg is in that....

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Every Saint has a Past, Every Sinner has a Future

I would go more cocky and change a few words... Maybe something like:
"Holy shit are you trying to break a record? She doesn't shut up."
*Jump to next routine*

CAREFUL: A Seven might not like the joke. Don't try and get people suicidal either. Be flexible..

My negs:

BS: I bought those shoes for an ex girlfriend like a year ago. I didn't like her that much.

HB: *Says something dumb.*
BS: Your lucky your pretty. (push and pull tactic)

BS: Here take some gum.

BS: Please honey. Your not my type.

HB: *Starts touching me*
BS: It costs you five dollars every time you touch me like that.

BS: You should smile more it looks good on you.

Hopefully some of these will work for you guys,
B-Man