So heres a little something i came up with.

Sabine: Guys do u think this story im about to say makes me gay
my ex girlfriend who was an air hostess used to do longhaul so she constantly stayed abroad a couple of days a time with her work so when her holliday time came about she decided that she just wanted to stay at home in london for a week she didnt want to go spend a week abroad.
so she stayed at mine it was really great being with her because she worked so much i hardly saw her but when we were together we obviously had some catching up to do in the bedroom, i mean we were all over each over constantly for this week. now you know when your with someone and you both fall asleep but a couple of hours later one of you just half wakes up and starts touching the other then you start kissing really soft, touching and before you know it you are at it again yeah?
Girls: yeah
Sabine well we did this all week i got used to her being in bed with me it was a great week for me.
now the day she left my best friend came round we hadnt seen eachover as my girl was with me for the week so we had loads to talk about as guys do we got some beers chatted all night ended up laying on my bed watching videos on google, we both fell asleep. now a couple of hours after falling asleep i half woke up and what do i do. i turn and put my leg over my best friend a leg turns into my arm which in turn brings my lips to the back of his neck where i start kissing him! now i must of did this for a bout a minute before my friend started shouting IM A MAN < IM A MAN ( they cracked up when i told this) now with that straight away i rolled over we both had our backs facing and stayed on the edge of the bed, i dont think ive ever given such a sincere apology in my life.
But he cheered me up when he said i was gentle haha.

ok I know this may not suit some of you but ive tried this out and it worked, worked really well to a 3 set. what i did whilst telling this though was add that i called my girlfriend and told her, but using a bit of nlp i looked at the target and expained the call" baby remember when I was Touching your body" i slowed this down and i got a some iois so there u go and if you must know, it might be based on a true story lol

Tell me what you think ? its got alot of good bits in it i think

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Fortune Favours the Brave

guys did this routine on a train today and number closed she was hb9 this story does well it works for me

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Fortune Favours the Brave

haha thats a funny story.. I think i would change the intro to the girls a little bit instead tho, as "hey guys do you think this makes me sound gay" sounds like you are asking for their validation, which of course you do not need.

Instead I would say the same, but add in "Because I was telling my friend X over there the story because I think it's just hillarious, and he laughed too but some other guys overheard and they said I was gay, but really I think they are just too insecure, the story is just the funniest thing ever!

This lets you DHV, and you are really boosting your self-confidence to the girls, which is what playing the gay-game with chicks is all about. Ive had some of my best score nights while dressed in drag, seriously you get SUCH a reaction, but I played the part to the teeth, and the one thing the ladies always said was that I just had SO much confidence, they didnt know any other man who would do what I did or do it half as well. Plus the humor =)!

Not to mention, if you play out the beginning like this, and play up the story, then they are just begging to hear your story instead of hoping its not some tedious thing they have to listen to..