| Last night I field tested this gambit.
I went to a big club last night. Normally, I hate big clubs because the music is super loud, and everyone is in poser mode. I prefer smaller venues because I find sarging to be easier at these locations, but tonight all my married friends had permission to go out, and they all wanted to go to a big, trendy club.
Girl 1: One of my friends started talking to a HB7, leaving her HB5 friend all alone. I came over to distract the friend. I didn't like the friend. She was not very pretty, and about 15 pounds over weight. She seemed really shy, and kinda stand offish, but I was doing it for my friend.
We talked for a bit, and she said she was a lawyer. I said, let's see if this is true, and grabbed her wrist and screened her with the
1. What's your name.
2. Do you like porn?
When she responded with yes. I said, "It's true! Your pulse is racing. You must be an addict." She started laughing. (Finally I was getting through her bitch shield somewhat) My boy eventually struck out a few minutes later and I was glad because this girl was kinda busted.
Girl 2: I went to the bar with my friends. A Brazilian girl was with her husband. She grabbed me and said "are you single?, You should hook up with my friend." Her friend was a HB 6. Her friend was almost crossing the drunk threshold. Her friend took an immediate liking to me and we started dancing. She mauled me on the dance floor and my hands were all over her body grabbing her ass and tits. I could tell she wanted to make out. Normally, I'd be all over this, however, this girl gave me a bad vibe for some reason. I can't put my finger on it, but I felt that if I kissed her I'd get herpes or something. We danced for a little bit, and she had to go to the bathroom. I dropped her off there, and took off to another part of the club.
Girl 3: Asian: HB6. I started talking with her. She told me where she worked. Turns out she works at the same company as one of my friends. I told her I heard that place was ghetto, which she denied. I asked her if she was ghetto, which she denied. I started teasing her that she was, and that I was afraid she was gonna shank someone at the club that night. She laughed and again said she wasn't ghetto. So I said, "Let's find out, I grabbed her wrist, and ran through the gambit, replacing the porn line with,
Me "Are you ghetto?
Her "No"
Me "Lie, your pulse is racing.
Her, hahaha. Oh my god. haha. Do it again
She made me do the test about three more times, laughing each time. She asked me to dance. I ended up on the dance floor with her. We freaked hard. She was kinda a freak. She would grab my hands put them on her boobs. She had a big ass, and as we freaked I got a boner. I don't like getting boners when dancing with girls for the first time. She seemed to like it though, and she doubled the force in which she pressed her ass into my crotch. It was an easy make out. Her friends eventually came, and told her they were leaving. I number closed and she left.
Girl 4: The club was closing in about 10 minutes and I parked myself right under the air conditioning vent because the club was really hot. A girl and her friends were close by. This HB 7 kept backing up, in till she was standing with her backed turned to me. "Watch yourself" I said. She turned around and she said "Oh I'm sorry, I'm just trying to get to the fan." We talked for a bit, and she told me that she was 27. I was like, "Yeah right. You look younger than that." (She actually looked about 30, but I couldn't tell her that.) I grabbed her wrist, and gave her the test.
1. Is your name XXX
2. Do you..... watch lots of porn. Oh my God you're pulse is racing.
She seemed to really respond, and started rolling. Not laughing, rolling. Maybe she was an addict. The lights came on, and I tried to number close, but she said she was married and had two babies at home.
All in all, it was a fun night. The gambit seemed to work well each time I used it. In all cases the girl seemed engaged. This gambit can be used to stack to another routine
Sidenote: I only had one drink all night. Normally, I'd get faded while sarging. This year, I'm no longer going to drink. I've noticed my game has improved. I feel more alert, and mentally sharper. If you haven't already done so, I recommended not drinking when going sarging.
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