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| Drezdin | PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:26 am | |
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PUA: I got a secret
HB:What?
PUA: Im at (insert place here) but dont tell anyone i dont wanan sign any autographs, shhhh
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| Drezdin | PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:27 am | |
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Only in my nightmare!
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| Drezdin | PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:28 am | |
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Posts: 130 | | you gonna pay for that?
HB for what?
for thinking of me, or should i just throw it on your tab
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| Drezdin | PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:31 am | |
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PUA: Save me!
HB:what /why?
PUA: The power is out and im scared! there are monsters under my bed
HB: so dont look under the bed
PUA: but they are making sex noises! we need to scare them away with yours!
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| Drezdin | PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:35 am | |
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Posts: 130 | | what to say when she loops everything back to you IE: "no you are" or "your the dork"
You know when i first met you i thought you were unique and fun, now that we've been together soo long i see your very un-orginal, and non creative, you lost our spark... quick ther it is over there grab it!
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| Drezdin | PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:43 am | |
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What you got there (grab her hand)
Oh just my hand, i see... you know hand holding was so third grade, but good luck with bringing it back
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| Drezdin | PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:46 am | |
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Posts: 130 | | PUA:Tell me something
HB: what?
PUA: ANything! be creative i didnt ask you to explain physics to me
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| Drezdin | PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:47 am | |
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BYE!
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| Drezdin | PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:57 pm | |
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Posts: 130 | | how to # close when you are exiting the club (this only works if you have demonstrated HIGH value i usually do so by being the center of the dance floor and dancing with MANY girls)
PUA: hey im leaving, give me your number ill call you later
* its simple but effective if you've demonstrated really high value
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