Here's my two best field tested and grandmother approved routines, I'd like to share w/ you all. Please use these w/ great caution, and remember to tell your grandkids who supplied you w/ these routinues down the road.

"Truth or Drink"

After establishing rapport and comfort on a date or during isolation, I FIRMLY believe the conversation needs to move into sex. I'm a big believer in the tranversative property (Mr. Scutt my 9th grade Geometry techer would be so proud), and the folllowing connections must be made. She like sex. She likes you. You = sex. Therefore, I present "Truth or Drink."

Simply, tell the HB that you're going to play a game called "Truth or Drink" and the game is like "Truth or Dare" but you're afraid she's going ot ask you do so some weird shit, so we need to modify it. Basically, you just as "Truth" questions, but if one is uncomfortable answering the question, then they can just take a drink instead.

See the beauty of this game? She's going to be asking you about sex, and if you ask anything too damn personal, she can always take a drink instead.

Now when I play, I try starting off playful and ask if she's ever been skinny dipping b/f or what's her most embarrasing moment and let her ask the first "sex" question (guarenteed to happen). Then escalate as appropriate until you can get her to "drink."

My only advice to you is when she asks "how many girls have you slept w/?" You simply drink. Guarenteed laughter.

I've only had one chick ever get offended in this game, and I'm a natural born sick fuck, so that's pretty impressive--say 98%.


The "Break-up" first call

Tired of chick's flaking? I swear, your % chance of hooking up w/ a chick that very night or actually having her call back after scoring digits are damn near statisically the same--that is if you dont' know what you're doing. Hence, the "Break-up" first call. This routinue is 80% effective in my personal experience---so use it wisely.


Here's the just: when you call for the first time, I'd say 90% of chicks don't answer the phone, so you basically have 1 voicemail to remind her why she gave you her # in the first place.

So instead of having her blow you off, flip the scrpit and break up w/ her immediately!

Almost verbatim here's my routine (all said w/ a smile of course):

"Hey HB, how have you been? .........Wow, this is really tough. I've been doing a lot of thinking, and I just don't think we should see each other anymore. (serious tone, now start smiling). I mean don't get me wrong, you're an awesome girl, and deserve an awesome guy, but I'm not ready for all this. Too much too soon. I mean, it's not you it's me. I love you, but I'm not "in-live" w/ you, you know? Now I hate doing this over the phone since that's so immature, so if you want to try to say your piece and save this by begging for forgiveness or a 2nd chance or whatever, I'm willing to hear you out at such-and-such a place at such-and-such a time on such-and-such day. But if not, stay strong, keep on keeping on. You've always been such a tough cookie, w/ all you've been through, and remember: There's plenty of fish in the sea. Take care and have a great life!"

Good stuff, truth or drink is money. Especialy the "how many girls" ...take a drink

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yeh the truth/drink is good i will have to steal ir

not sure the point in smiling whilst leaving a voice mail message tho im confused

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well when u smile over the phone, your tone will take a natural change. they can always hear you smiling. theres a certain word for it

its to say, if you were frowning, your brain will automatically respond with depressive tones in your speech. no what i mean?

thanx i understand what you mean now

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truth or drink... nice work man.

i've tried a similar thing to your break up idea, worked wonderfully.
you dont have to do this over the phone either... example:

i met a girl, isolated her. after about 20 mins i bailed, rejoined my friends and returned to her set later that night. isolated her again and pulled the break up routine thing, saying all the cliche's like "i need to focus on my career", "it's not you, it's me", "i just got out of a long relationship" etc along with some random and slightly inappropriate accusations like "i can't handle you constantly ignoring me and washing the dishes". had her in stitches the whole time. i bailed again to rejoin my friends and 5 mins later she approaches me and asks me to take her back (she obviously liked the roleplaying idea..)

that night ended well.