| Opener- Excuse me I need a quick opinion on something.
WOULD YOU DATE SOMEONE THAT HAD A FAKE LEG?
False Time Constraint- I’m meeting up with my friend ____ to talk about his promotions company _____________, but you’ll never believe what happened, check it out.
Story-
This weekend was insane. My buddy _______ flew in from Chicago, he’s a scout for the Chicago Cubs. Anyway, we went out to ________ and were walking past a cool looking place called the ________.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THERE?
When we first got there we went to the bathroom, to our horror we saw an old man wearing NOTHING but a thong! I swear to GOD it’s all he was wearing, a neon yellow thong!
SERIOUSLY WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GET A NEON YELLOW THONG ANYWAY?! (optional neg about the targets answer)
We’re totally freaked out at this point but we were like screw it lets go find the bar, we both needed a drink after seeing that shit. As we were walking around looking for the bar I felt a strong hand caress my ass and then grip it tightly! I turned around really surprised, who knows if the freakshow old man had followed us out of the bathroom. Lucky for me there was this really cute innocent looking brunette sitting on a couch smiling at me.
THAT’S NOT A VERY POLITE WAY TO GET SOMEONES ATTENTION RIGHT?
HOW DO YOU USUALY GET A GUYS ATTENTION? (optional neg at target)
So we sit down on the couch next to ass grabber and her tall Asian friend. After a bit of small talk the Asian girl wanted to dance so we all headed out to the dance floor. This is where the night REALLY got interesting. I’m dancing with Nikki, the brunette, and shes dancing kinda awkwardly like a stiff robot. Now I’m thinking to myself “is there some cool new rap video out where they dance like this or is this girl just a bad dancer?”
DO YOU GUYS DANCE WHEN YOU GO OUT?(neg target: I’ve noticed that girls that cant dance only dance with their girlfriends. You don’t dance with guys do you?)
We danced for a few songs before I couldn’t take it anymore because my pelvic area was starting to hurt from her bumping me so much, so the two of us went back to the couch while _____ and Asia kept dancing. We were talking and hitting it off pretty well so I gave her my number, she wants to go out sometime next week. Right after I gave her my number I started rubbing her leg, Im an affectionate person, its just how I am. Well something didn’t feel right, her leg had no squishiness! She rolled up one of her pant legs and exposed to me a FAKE LEG!
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? SHE HAD A FAKE LEG. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW, ITS NOT LIKE I LOOK AT HOW SOMEONE WALKS IN A CROWDED CLUB!
I didn’t want to be rude and run away from her so we kept talking while I waited for _____ and Asia to get back. So he finally returns and I give Nikki a kiss on the cheek and say goodbye. As we’re leaving Adam asks me why I didn’t want to keep hanging out with the two girls so I explained to him the whole thing. Now my friend is laughing his ass off at me, man I was so embarrassed. So now I’m confused! _______ said her looks make up for her bogus leg but I just don’t know if I can handle it! The good thing is if we ever go camping and cant find firewood her leg would come in handy.
So the story seemed to work pretty well and I kept the girls attention and we continued to talk the rest of the night, but I dont feel like I built enough comfort. I guess I didnt go out with enough material, but i think it went well for my first time.
any advice?
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