I seem to get these shit tests alot and would like to know what is a good way to respond to them

Why are u so mean to me? Your so mean?

Girl says in a deep and mocking voice "Hi, my name is Mark and I talk like this" or "Look at my big muscles" (I have a deep voice and am pretty muscular)

Your so weird/ Your a wierdo.

A good way to evade shit tests is to reply with another question.
V1V

These are off the top of my head, I don't use canned material, so this is literally off the cuff stuff, so feel free to discard if it doesn't sound tested

-------
Why are you so mean??
Well if you were a good girl, I wouldn't have to be! It's all your own fault really.
>follow up shit test blah blah blah<
Hey, I didn't say it was a bad thing >CandF< Good girls are boring...I once knew one girl blah blah DHV story.

------
Girl says in a deep and mocking voice "Hi, my name is Mark and I talk like this" or "Look at my big muscles" (I have a deep voice and am pretty muscular)

*High pitched voice* "Hi I'm 'girls name' and I need some new jokes" *LAUGH* c and f. (You have to be jokingly mocking here...or it will come accross as defensive.

Or...if you've got some balls ...

"Is it wrong that that voice kinda suits you ?" c and f/ "You'd make a good lesbian" *LAUGH*/" Haha, well are you just my new favourite butch female" *LAUGH*

The c and f laughs are very important there.

-------
Your so weird/ Your a wierdo.

I'd say your doing something wrong in your game if your getting this...but it depends how they are saying it.

I'd probably bust their balls on that one;

'You can talk >name a ridiculous cartoon character<' Leading her to become paranoid at WHY she's been called that character. Act mysterious and don't give up the information


I would put more...but I'm knackered lol

Hope those help for the 'can'.

Riot.

_________________
Using situational openers?
Throwing yourself in?
Able to flow conversationally from every good or bad comment they make?
That's the way its done.
The only game is natural game.

HB: " Look at my big muscles" (in a deep voice"
You:" Hi i am (whatever her name is) and i like to copy people as they speak like this)