Posted: Today at 12:51 am Post subject: Gay orgy story! Happend to me! Hilarious!
So I was in SF last weekend with a few friends and a girl I invited out. We were all staying in a hotel right in union square. We were headed to a bar a few blocks away where I know the bartenders and security. It's a nice place called the Red wood room in the Clift hotel.

So we're all walking by the Westin, a super swank place and there is a party bus outside. There was a guy standing out front and I saw a few guys hop on the bus. It looks to be a bachelor party. Cool, these guys are here to party tonight!

Me, walking up like I'm with the group to the guy outside " hey man'"
Guy " hi... You're not with us"
Me " no, but I could be. Where we going? Where we going to get the ladies at?"
Guy " haha you're funny... But you're barking up the wrong tree buddy... * whispers in my ear* were not looking for females."
Me " well shit, happy hunting buddy" and I head back to my group.

Later at the bar (it's a straight bar) these guys showed up. And the one I spoke to earlier, Dave, was chatting me up. Details at this point are fuzzy as I had been drinking but the key is he then offered me a key to their room for the "orgy"...

Now like I said, I had been drinking... Alot. So that's how I had my first homosexual expiernce.


No! Not really! but when I said it with some sadness then smiled and laughed about it everyone knew it was a joke and ok to laugh with me. Yes, up until my "first gay expiernce" did happen and people seem to get a kick out of this story. when everyones laughing ive even said things along the lines of "its funny because they thought it was my first time"

so try it out, change it up with your flare and tell me how it works for you guys!

Haha...LOVE it man!

You had me there for a second...First homo' exp'...Shit.

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good one ! u had me too lol then realized u wouldnt post it on the forum if u really did

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