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Grape
 Post subject: As I Sit On My Toilet
PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 2:08 am 
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Taking a nice shit. I flip open my TIME magazine and bluntly stare at a universal remote control ad.

All of the sudden, I burst out poop and pee and I start laughing really hard.

Because I just came up with a sweeeet new neg.

"Yeah, do you come with a mute button?"
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i like the neg but man the details of how it came around :shock:
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Disgusting. But funny.

And, the neg is pretty good, too.

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All of the sudden, I burst out poop and pee and I start laughing really hard.

Because I just came up with a sweeeet new neg.
I hope you don't do that out in the field.. It might end up badly ;) Anyway, sweet neg man :D
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That neg is too original, my neg in a2 is when I do my DHV story and she asks a question during it, I interupt her and say "...are you done yet?" in a playful way, you get the typical simple hand kino against the shoulder.
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Haha thanks guys. Remember, it's 75% delivery 25% words.
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Not bad :lol: it could be used in a situation when needed ;) ill give it ago sometime 8)

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This would probably work best if you turn to her girlfriend and say it about your target.

This has a lot of similarities to Mystery's "Where's her off button?"
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This would probably work best if you turn to her girlfriend and say it about your target.

This has a lot of similarities to Mystery's "Where's her off button?"
yepp, almost the same
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And if a girl is quiet and shy, you can joke about "turning up her volume control"

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Use a car alarm remote as if it were the TV remote control, and try to control her volume this way :P

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I suppose if you shared the whole story with a girl, that would be a good neg - e.g., I was thinking of you the other day... while taking a shit... and wondering whether you came with a mute button.
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I suppose if you shared the whole story with a girl, that would be a good neg - e.g., I was thinking of you the other day... while taking a shit... and wondering whether you came with a mute button.
LOL! No way man! :lol:

It would come off as really weird.

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haha, no shit.
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cool neg too much info
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