| Some C&F material that should be required reading.. makes the PU process a lot easier if you have a lets laugh with the little girl vibe..
Negs and teasing are different! A neg is delivered completely dead-pan and
seriously. It is meant to show absolutely no interest whatsoever.
A tease is a play-fight flirt (say that five times fast) of varying degree
depending on the situation. It is NOT meant to show non-interest.
- Accuse her of trying to seduce you, coming on to you, etc.
Misconstrue her innocent behavior as shameless flirting (the more
absurdly, the better). Then flirt outrageously, but deny any
interest, and present your behavior as innocent (again, the more
absurdly, the better). Run your finger slowly up and down her
arm; if she accuses you of flirting or being interested, tell her
you're just checking for needle marks.
- "I have a question...no, never mind; I can't ask that." If she
insists, ask something utterly outrageous about her sex life. If
she reacts badly, say "Hey, you dragged it out of me! It's all
YOUR fault!" (Pause for response.) "First you make me say it,
then you complain...one bad behavior after another! That's it,
you're on probation."
- Read her palm or analyze her handwriting. Say "OOH!! THAT is
interesting!!" When she asks what, say "I don't think you could
handle it. It might be too much for you." No matter what she
says, don't tell her.
- Tell her her shoes are untied if she's wearing pumps, her fly is
down if she's wearing a skirt, she has a run in her stockings if
she's wearing pants. Make fun of her if she looks.
- If she sits down near you, tell her the chair is taken. Repeat
for every chair she tries to sit in. If she asks, the occupant
is in the bathroom. ALL the chairs are occupied by people in
the bathroom.
- Throw food, sugar packets, etc. at her when she's not looking.
Complain about how mean she is for not playing catch with you, and
how bad it makes you feel when she refuses to play by not catching
what you throw. Make your lower lip quiver if you can.
- Do high fives with her, then complain that she's not doing them
with feeling.
- Call her "Megan the meanie" (or whatever her name is) if she won't
flirt or do what you want. Works especially well if you talk and
act like a five-year-old.
- On any provocation, playfully: "I'm gonna have to kick your
ass!" or "Don't make me kick your ass!" Then, if it's appropriate,
wrestle her down.
- Move in to kiss, then throw your finger in front of her lips and
gently push her back. _________________ BRENT AKA "HOLLYWOOD"
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