I wanted to know if anybody has created of known of any templates for lines and stories. I hate the word routine because it sounds like you are working at a carnival but yea Im talking about routines.

For example there is some line about david bowie but who the heck is david bowie??

I was thinking that if I can remember the line right a certain template would be like this


DO YOU THINK (FAMOUS ACTOR) IS HOT?

CAUSE MY LITTLE NIECE/NEPHEW THINKS (FAMOUS ACTOR) IS HOT AND HAS A POSTER ON THEIR WALL

DONT YOU THINK THIS PERSON IS KINDA OLD/GAY/WHATEVER


EXAMPLE: SINCE I HAVE NOT A CLUE WHO DAVID BOWIE IS EVEN AFTER I DID A SEARCH ON HIM (THAT WAS 2 YEARS AGO) I CAME UP WITH THESE TWO LINES BASED OF OF THE STRUCTURE OFF OF THE FIRST ONE


VERSION 1

DO YOU THINK THE ARTIST FORMELY KNOWN AS PRINCE IS HOT?

BECAUSE MY LITTLE NIECE HAS A POSTER ON HER WALL OF HIM

BUT YOU KNOW THIS GUY IS LIKE TOTALLY GAY RIGHT

DO YOU THINK HES HOT?

VERSION 2 (LESBO TYPE GIRL)

DO YOU THINK JESSICA ALBA IS HOT?

CAUSE MY NEPHEW HAS A POSTER OF JESSICA ALBA ON HIS WALL

BUT HES JUST A LITTLE KID DO YOU THINK I SHOULD TELL HIS MOM

IM LIKE THE POLICE IN THE HOUSE EVEN THOUGH I DONT LIVE THERE

WHEN I WAS HIS AGE I WAS ONLY INTERESTED IN TRUCKS


SO AS YOU CAN SEE THE TEMPLATE ALLOWS YOU TO INSERT A WHOLE BUCH OF BOLOGNE IN THERE

IM THINKING SOMEBODY SHOULD COME UP WITH A WHOLE BOOK OF TEMPLATES BASED ON EXISTING AND SUCCESSFUL LINES AND IF SOMETHING LIKE THIS EXISTS LET ME KNOW!