I already full closed her multiple times. Spoke to her on the phone for a 1/2 hour, with DHVs. But no break of rapport.
10 minutes later, she texts:
HB7: "I think you're a top bloke. But I just want to be friends now"
Me: "Thanks a lot. I still think you're amazing, and I'd love to be friends"
HB7: Cool. Thanks.
(LJBF is just a frame. Its called the friends frame. Its not even real. All she is saying to me is she doesn't feel attracted right now. Ill just break the frame and go through the model again. Re-attract, takes 3 seconds, qualify, and comfort)
Me: "When you smile you're like bugs bunny. Its cute, but bugs bunny."
HB7: "I don't know whether to be flattered or insulted"
Me: "2 weeks of marriage and 5 kids and you still don't know?"
HB7: lol you're funny
(IOI)
Me: You LOVE me. We should get married in Las Vegas in a drive through. You took my virginity. Like they say in Highlander, 'there can only be one!' (Credit Braddock)
HB7: lol You are cheeky! (IOI)
Me: 'I'm not cheeky, I'm a lean mean dick swinging machine. You can't handle this. I should call the cops with a restraining order in hand'
HB7: I just called the cops, can you hear the sirens? (Frame)
Okay... so far so good... I'm totally out of the friend zone already.. Time for a nice good bit of qualification I think. BUT...
Me: Copy Echo 1, this Lima Bravo...psst. Tango delta has requested a police dispatch. Repeat: Mother bird is in her nest.. copy? Over.
HB7: Please explain. Are you drunk?
Me: Hope you had a good day.
HB7: So now you're being nice. Come over for breakfast tomorrow and drive me to the chiro. I've got a bad back.
Me: No Sorry.
1/2 hour later:
HB7: Just wondering why you sent me those texts today?
....... I havent answered her....
I'm thinking the only way to salvage this is to C/F the screen and then IOI her:
me: "I wanted you to bake me cookies
I thought you're sirens text was funny. You have a great sense of humour. Too bad I'm a Leo."
... Or, just delete and never contact again.
CHAT