| Hey,
I came up with a new response yesterday, although I'm not sure I thought of it myself entirely, or used a concept and made it my own, so correct me if it exists.
Every time that a girl says something negatively or even if it's too small of a compliment, just chuckle as if something weird was said, and tell them they pronounced the word wrong, but in an extreme version, this works especially good with foreign girls that still have a good vocabulary, more on that in a second. There are a lot of possible variations that make it sound better, but try to have a feel for which is better than to try and memorize all of them. So here are a few examples:
Example 1:
HB: You're so weird!
Me: *chuckles* Do you even know what you just said?
HB: You're so weird?/What?
Me: *serious* That's not how you pronounce hilarious. (Now wait for her to get it, and burst in laughter together.)
Example 2:
HB: You're such a loser...
Me: *chuckles* You should think before you talk, I bet you don't even know what you just said?
HB: *Repeats*
Me: Oh, you do? You do know that's not how you pronounce awesome, right?
Example 3:
HB: You're ugly.
Me: *chuckles* Wow, you should see an orthopedic.
HB: What?
Me: You know, that nice lady that teaches you to talk normally, I don't think I've ever heard somebody pronounce handsome that wrong.
I only used variations of the first example so far because I haven't had the pleasure of being called ugly or a loser yet, maybe haven't met enough mean chicks yet.
Remember that you need a certain mindset for this, don't sound like you want to avoid the subject, but like there is no fucking way she can't have meant anything other than that you're awesome as hell and that she must've been a very silly girl for stumbling over ALL the letters, making it sound like an entirely different word that can't possibly be related to you. (Obviously.)
So, faking doesn't work with this.
And I recommend to not use it too much on one girl. (Max. 3 times.)
This will make sure that it will not diminish in value, although they should know better after the first time. Girls might think you're just messing around if you use it too much, so try to build on earlier ones, so if she doesn't say the right things, just refer to the last time she went wrong, and that you're shocked she hasn't learned from this. Switch subjects after that, though.
Either way, this will make a lot of brains crack for a second, but I haven't seen a bad reaction yet.
Please tell me how it works for you, and make suggestions if you feel like it.
- Silvershade _________________ As long as there is mystery, there will be questions. As long as we see fit, they will stay unanswered.
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