After the conversation gets going for a bit I've started trying to drop disqualifiers. I've been favoring one I made up based on an actual childhood experience.

Me: You remind me of this girl whose trampoline I used to jump on as a kid.
Her: HAHA blah I used to have one blah blah really??
Me: Which brings to mind a really funny story. [pause for effect]
Her: HAHA OMG what??
Me: Well I kept making these funny noises, just being obnoxious, and she ended up laughing so hard she peed on the trampoline.
Her: OMG blah I've done blah still do blah would never blah blah
Me: Needless to say we were done jumping at that point.
Her: Eww blah blah yeah

I think this would come off as a DHV, showing off indirectly that I'm funny. I think the ending could use some work though. Do you fellas have any suggestions? I'd appreciate it.

sounds good? quite enjoyed the whole thing-? definitely would work with a HB10

Holy shit i just used that disqualifier to a blur(When a woman
stops returning calls, even though she
was initially interested) now were flirting! clever stuff this is,

Hell yeah! I'm glad that worked for you! I've gotten good reactions out of it so far. How would you introduce it if she's not answering?