Ok, So in the end I went with Beetle' approach. Here is the outcome:
ORIGANAL MESSAGE FROM HER THEN CONTINUED
ME:
Ouch, busted! Yeah, I am new to online dating and using canned stuff as most guys just send boring messages like "Hi, I'm the one for you! We should hook up!" So I thought I'd try something completely different and off the wall. It worked as it got your attention. However, it obviously 'does not make me appear interesting beyond your looks.'
Let's start over, Hi, I'm Fraser.
ANY WAY SHE DOESN'T REPLY, SO I WAIT A DAY. I SEND ANOTHER CANNED HOOK I SEND TO MOST GIRLS IF THEY DON'T REPLY, IT WORKS ABOUT 80% of the time. Feel free to use it in the future guys...
ME:
So I’m sure you’ve been busy with work, and that’s why you haven’t gotten back to me. So I’ve prepared some replies to you that you can cut and paste and send back to me.
Reply 1: Yes, (MY USER NAME), you are very hot, and unfortunately your email was lost in the sea of dipshits that have been emailing me. But yes, I would love to kick it sometime.
Reply 2: Yes, (MY USER NAME), you are very hot, but I’ve been too busy to get back to you. I’ll get back to you in the next couple days.
Reply 3: Yes, (MY USER NAME), you are very hot, but I’ve actually met someone from match.com, but he seems kinda lame, so I’ll probably be hitting you up soon.
Reply 4: Yes, (MY USER NAME), you are very hot, but you are not my type. Good luck in your search.
Reply 5: I don’t think any of this is funny, I take myself way too seriously, and I actually have to go now because I have a therapy appointment…but yes, you are very hot.”
HER:
Haha ah I don't have a copy and paste option on my phone... you would be screwed at this point! I will say either reply 1 or 2 is most likely what I would have copied def not the last option. I already felt bad after my first message which after a second read did look a bit mean, but I was only playing. I will reply properly tomorrow.hope you're good! x
BOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!! HOOK LINE AND SINK!!!
As I said before feel free to try the RE/REPLY hook if it goes cold. Most responses I get from girls are like 'Aren't you a funny one, and yes you are hot (MY USER NAME).'
Let me know how it works out for you guys.
Ps. I use this RE/REPLY method on every girl I don't hear from, sometimes they just forget to message you back or your message does actually get lost in the sea of dipshits..
TC
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