| I went out for a few beers with 2 mates, Phil is probably a 6, Daz who's probably a 3 and myself, maybe a 7. We all sat down in the beer garden and occupied a bench in the middle with myself facing front and a 10/10 and a 6/10 on a smaller bench. Phil (rather drunkenly) wanders to the toilet and for the next 20 mins, I casually engaged in a little light hearted banter with Daz for this time until Daz starts wondering if Phil had abandoned us. So off Daz went to go find him whilst I held down the fort on the bench.
Daz was taking maybe another 15 minutes and I was in the tricky situation of "my pints about drunk, shall i surrender the bench to the 2 ladies, then go find Daz", or stay put. I stayed put and spent the next 5 mins ringing him (no answer). Daz btw is stone deaf without his hearing aids.
All the time I was eyeing up a certain 10/10, trying to stay calm, look unfazed and occassionally giggle to myself. I noticed the 10/10 was mirroring me. This made me chuckle more. So I did it all the more, rather too excessively but hey I was laughing my arse off coz the 10/10 carried on mirroring, each time i would laugh more and more. Then, they started whispering/chatting amongst themselves, I had now set the seeds of curiosity in a womans mind (either great news or bad news, depends on your situation).
I carried on the mirroring for maybe 10/15 mins, also, all the time thinking "the bastards have left me in the pub and buggered off without me".
Eventually, 10/10 came over and asked me why I was laughing so much.
I looked her in the eye and told her the lot. She laughed so hard she probably let out a little "pee".
As I said above, I set the wheels in motion, she made the 1st move and I didn't have to say anything to her until she opened her mouth to speak. Phil had gone home, but Daz came back just in time to see me pull this honey. In Daz's admiration he got the round in and I got her n#.
It was the most effortless way I have ever scored on a night out and she was probably the fittest 42 year old I will ever see in my lifetime.
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