I don't remember where I read this routine at, but it just popped back into my head. Everyone knows when your talking to a HB that she'll eventually ask what you do for living. If your in college she'll probably ask what your major is. Tell her your a pornstar or a porn director. This is how one of my conversations went

HB: So what's your major?
Guy: Pornographic acting
HB: Haha stop playing, what do you really do?
Guy: I'm really a pornstar. I gotta scene to shoot later. The chick is totally hot, you should come see it..
HB: Haha... Why would I want to watch you have sex with another girl?
Guy: Well, I could replace her with your, but I'm not sure if you can hang
HB: Trust me.. I can hang Haha
Guy: I'll just have to give you an audition sometime
HB: Yeah, then I can show you what I got

There's so many direction you can take this routine. If you stick with the joke you can get really creative. And like the conversation above, when the girl starts playing along with you, things can get very sexual very fast. I think this is a funny low risk- high reward routine that anybody can use. What do you guys think and what changes would you make?

Like it man! Sounds brilliant!
I could try it myself when i go out tonight and give you some feedback on it if that's ok?

i think i would love to give this a try..just getting the girl to ask my major/job would be the hard part. any examples of how to make them walk into this

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asking theirs?

I like it because it takes the conversation sexual. She'll blow you out if she's not into that, which is makes it the perfect filter.

I tell chicks that I'm a dolphin trainer, and if I'm with a group, I saw we're all dolphin trainers and we're in town for a marine biology conference. On the off chance that they buy this bullshit, I get into how dolphins are the only non-human animal that masturbates, and how I'm studying that right now.

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Yea. That's how conversations go. When you ask a girl something, she'll the question and most of the time you ask you that same question.

Me:What's your major?
HB: Nursing. What's yours?

Simple as that