a buddy of mine and i are going to the mall to sarge this weekend and i was wondering if anybody had any routines for the mall, especially for HBs that work at american eagle or whatever. i appreciate it.

big 'O'

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Vic Vega

PUA- so you stand up all day working here huh? when and where to was your last vacation?

PUA- obviously this is just a temporary job, what do you want to be when you grow up, don't say princess.

PUA- whats your opinion of these, "show her two hats"
HB- this ones better! "get her to pick one"
PUA- this one looks good?
HB- yes
PUA no it doesn't you're just attracted to me /smile
HB- haha, or yeah ok your wierd
PUA- that or you are a good salesperson "incase you went overboard with it"

PUA- why does these jeans have holes in them? "ask as serious as you can"
HB- its the style
PUA- what, what do you mean?
HB- begins to explain
PUA- start giggling, I'm sorry i just love hearing you guys try to explain that one


this reminds me of going to wendys, when they ask me would i like to try a combo, i reply, what type of combos do ya got?

In response to the hat -
After she picks - PUA: "Great, I'll take the other one then." (smile while you say this)

Most routines for clubs or bars work just as well at the mall as anywhere else. Modify them slightly maybe. I recommend any magic (cards are great and easy to learn). Hell, randomly challenge an HB to a thumb war.