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Posted "Going to lift at the gym. Phew. Almost forgot to post that. What a waste of a workout that would be."

Over a few hours I got 13 likes and 2 HB posts. One of which is my oneitis.

I've used a few others to some success. Good amounts of likes.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 7:00 am 
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Below this you will see the list I have compromised of statuses that I have all used on my own facebook, I understand some of these people may not consider DHV but honestly Idc, I am all about natural game and almost all of these are things I have came up with on my own unless otherwise noted below and posted. I understand a lot may be cocky and there is a lot of statements but that is a big makeup of my game, many of these will make you look good in a females eyes and will make them want to get to know you and qualify theirself. I also post mainly positive things because a girl loves nothing more then to se a guy who is enjoying his life with positive vibes and confident. I will try to explain each of these statuses with the reasoning or how it could be looked at in your benefit in bold in the parentheses.


1. I appreciate females trying to look their absolute best but to me nothing is better than natural beauty and I think sometimes a guy telling them that is all it takes. All the make up and false lashes. If some of you knew how beautiful you looked without it..
(This status was gold it truly shows a side a lot of woman will like about you I had some a crazy amount woman like this and many tried talking to me because they felt I would be a good guy for them)

2.Don't try too hard for a girl, the right one will come. Just do you till then & keep a smile.
(gold, tons of likes, shows you are not needy and know what you want without being desperate, plus it makes you look like a nice guy)

3. life is beautiful man, I be living lovely
Got fresh air and blue skies up above me.
(Shows you enjoy life, it's never bad to post some positive stuff like this.)

4.It always feels good to pay it forward.
(tons of likes, shows you are a genuine guy probably with ood morals and character)

5. With no makeup on she a 10.
(from a lil wayne song but girls dig it and liked it a lot, girls that usually like this would prolly be a better girl take home to mom, more natural etc. decent amound of likes)

6.Wake up in the mourning take a knee and thank the lord!
(this is on you, I feel this way & a lot of woman are atrracted to you if your not afraid to show your faith if you have it. tons of likes)

7. I aint got no worries.
(simply put, you're living carefree also from a lil wayne song)

8. Like Icecube told me many times before, today was a good day.
(I posted this after having a good day and didnt just wanna put today was a good day so i made a reference to ice cubes song from the 90s got some comments & likes)

9.baandz a make herr dance.
(I was referencing a song but basically if your going out or something a lot of DTF girls will like this and maybe even spark up a chat with you and ya can get them to come out for drinks or w/e so post this if ya wanna meet the easy girls.)

10.so loco fresh!
(yea it is cocky but it means so crazy fresh & thats what im stating i am.)

11.Steady comin up neva going down til' im lower then my grave.
(shows the drive you have to succeed in a way i made it unique as a statement.)

12. Don't you just hate the gas stations that make you feel like you're going to die of old age before the last 75 cents go in, especially when its windy and cold as shit out.
(self explainable thought if this after freezing while pumping gas lol, got a lot of laughing comments and bunch of likes cause a ton of people can relate.)

13.Ohh, long days, but I know hard work pays
so the money getting long too.
(whiz lyrics, but shows you making money and hard worker, chicks dig it)

14. I recently cut a lot of people off and I couldn't be happier. You not checking for me now so don't check for me later. I believe that if you feel a way you should show it and I don't be seeing no type of actions so it was only right that they kicked rocks..
(kinda a rant on my part but said what I thought and got a ton of likes so apparently a lot of people feel that way too.)

15. You can't expect to have an ever lasting relationship if you're the type to give up when things get rough..
(girls loved this, shows if they did end up in a relationship with you that you are a commited loyal man and they are attracted to that.)

16. Livin' one helluvaa life.
(plain and simple, they see you living good and happy they will wanna know what your doin an join in)

17.Veteran in the game u others just beginners.
(very cocky but the bad bitches like this type of attitude if thats what you are looking for.)

18. I'm good, I'm 100 like a fastball.
(same as 17)

19.Can't stand girls that can't handle their liquor so fucking annoying..
(tons of likes and a lot of girls started to try and qualify themselves to drink with me i didnt have to do anything and a bunch of girls wanted to drink with me)

20.I kno what she like.
(a girl will think you are talking about another girl and want to get to know you since you say you know what woman like, maks you look like you know how to treat a girl)

21. any chick that i handle, i teach 'em patience. how not to win the award but be glad for your nomination.
(whiz quote)

22. Do what I do and I do it well.
(shows confidence)

23. I heard you're doin you & you heard I'm doin better.
(shows cockiness/confidence, plus your doing good and its always good to look like your life is good to woman and you are happy.)

24. Stay far from timid
Only make moves when ya heart's in it
And live the phrase Sky's The Limit.
(why not pass some wisdom and not some corny style of wisdom its more this generation style wisdom)

25.u gotta own it if ya want it, kisses all ova her body she tell me live in the moment...
(girls liked it)

26. everybody right here, what you need to do...be thankful for the life you got, you know what im sayin'? stop lookin' at what you aint got n start bein thankful for what u do got.
(lil wisdom from T.I., makes you look good)

27. neva been a minute man always been a business man.
(cocky but if ya get some likes some girls just might be curious if you can back it up or not, it has worked for me.)

28. Wish we could do it more often but im often off somewhere flossin'
(makes you look like you have more important things to do then deal with the girl and alot of girls will fight for what they cant have and try harder.)

29. If your lucky enough to have a special somebody you care about that cares about you just as much. let them know. tell them you love them and appreciate them. Think of it like, imagine they were gone tomorrow. stay 100, stay true, stay you.
(my thoughts, tons of likes and comments.)

30. If your platinum being treated like silver. Leave. Now. don't look back. It's not going to get better. A good man / woman knows worth & how to handle it.
(my thoughts, tons of comments, girls loved it also shows you prolly know how to treat a woman.)

31. -Ladies please program into your beautiful little minds:
Start realizing life isn't about "turning up everynight" "hitting the club" "Waking up next to a diff d00d daily" nah, you need to start realizing your worth. Prove to us men that you are/have worth, your somebody we can hold and say "wow, I love that girl, she's mine". And feel comfortable knowing you ain't going anywhere...
a down girl, to stay authentically happy with > hoes. All fucking day.-
(my thoughts, tons of likes and comments.

32.For god sakes a woman is a temple, she bares life and brings our children into to the world! How can you be a woman and be a hoe? How can we love you and see you as "fundamental" when you carry yourself like loose change? WAKE UP.
(my thoughts, tons comments and likes.)

33.This all stemmed from the "possible future mother of my children" thoughts. I've been the idiot running with classy AND trashy. I've had a great share of both, but it's true. sex is gnarly but when it's with that chick you "love" it's classic everynight. I'm getting older, wiser seeing and seen a lot. We all want a bad bitch at the end of the night. Why not have it YOUR bad bitch. We need more WOMEN out here. where you guys at?
(^^I posted the 4 above this one^^ and then followed them 4 up with this, you could post them seperately if ya want that is just how i did it that night i was just having a lot of thoughts and had many people ask me things so i kept typing and ended up with these 5 but between the 5 semi long messages I had just gained a ton of value in the eyes of many woman on my friends, it shows maturity and tons of girls and also guys liked what I had to say, trust me you will get a lot of great responses)

34.You could be a "bad boy" but still be good to 1 girl. She'll love you for that shit.
(tons of girls liked this quote i made up and always ya know girls love the bad boys but it also shows you can be a good bad boy if that makes sense.)

35.Alter my mind, open my eyes, and I'll respect ya. Harsh my mellow, throw my flow 'n I'll reject ya.
(basically this is my about me but you could make it your status and this will make people want to qualify to u right from meeting you.)


sorry for the typing shortcuts and if I messed up on any grammar or punctuation for you that hate that, it's the web and I'm not gonna go all out...just a lil lazy but I thought I would post a lot of my thoughts and quotes to see if I can help any of you guys out there, lemme know if it works for you guys as well and thanks


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1. I appreciate females trying to look their absolute best but to me nothing is better than natural beauty and I think sometimes a guy telling them that is all it takes. All the make up and false lashes. If some of you knew how beautiful you looked without it..
(This status was gold it truly shows a side a lot of woman will like about you I had some a crazy amount woman like this and many tried talking to me because they felt I would be a good guy for them)

I slightly modified this one for grammer and my own personal typing style (I use a lot of ... <--the three dots) so we shall see how it works out. I'm sure it will do good...it sounds good.


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1. I appreciate females trying to look their absolute best but to me nothing is better than natural beauty and I think sometimes a guy telling them that is all it takes. All the make up and false lashes. If some of you knew how beautiful you looked without it..
(This status was gold it truly shows a side a lot of woman will like about you I had some a crazy amount woman like this and many tried talking to me because they felt I would be a good guy for them)

I slightly modified this one for grammer and my own personal typing style (I use a lot of ... <--the three dots) so we shall see how it works out. I'm sure it will do good...it sounds good.

lemme know how it worked for ya, worked like a charm for me!


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Posted this 1 too: 1. I appreciate females trying to look their absolute best but to me nothing is better than natural beauty and I think sometimes a guy telling them that is all it takes. All the make up and false lashes. If some of you knew how beautiful you looked without it..
(This status was gold it truly shows a side a lot of woman will like about you I had some a crazy amount woman like this and many tried talking to me because they felt I would be a good guy for them)


And it got wrecked with: http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/ ... 415472.jpg
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any comebacks ?


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:45 am 
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Quote:
Posted this 1 too: 1. I appreciate females trying to look their absolute best but to me nothing is better than natural beauty and I think sometimes a guy telling them that is all it takes. All the make up and false lashes. If some of you knew how beautiful you looked without it..
(This status was gold it truly shows a side a lot of woman will like about you I had some a crazy amount woman like this and many tried talking to me because they felt I would be a good guy for them)


And it got wrecked with: http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/ ... 415472.jpg
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any comebacks ?
this is just a long version of " women's best curve is their smile"

Only though that this one is really gay and not funny.. Your friends are probably making fun of you behind your back because of it too, sweet boy ;) hahaha

Reply back to your friend with : " yeah, it's pretty deep. I don't think your cute lil mind can handle it"

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 3:09 pm 
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It don't matter what the guys say about that, it just means they can't think on that level. The girls are what matter and all the girls like that. Of course any guy is gonna say that shit to fuck with his boys and try to dog him because they couldn't think of it themselves.


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if you say so sure.. But it really does sound cheesy, and i know tons of girls who are just interested in nice guy's who post soft and romantic status like that. I don't see any humor or cockiness in it either! Anyway, if it worked out for you that is all that matters ;) keep up the good work, and the cute statuses

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:12 pm 
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if you say so sure.. But it really does sound cheesy, and i know tons of girls who are just interested in nice guy's who post soft and romantic status like that. I don't see any humor or cockiness in it either! Anyway, if it worked out for you that is all that matters ;) keep up the good work, and the cute statuses

It doesn't have any humor or cockiness in it that's why, it is more of a statement basically just saying girls don't need all the bullshit to look good. I like the smile is a womans sexiest curve and it iw similar in a way to the one I posted but that is more about their physique not the makeup/lashes etc....btw IDK if you read the rest of them but that was prolly the cutest thing I posted. Pretty much all the rest are cocky as hell or straight statements. I don't see how people can consider that too deep or not "soft romantic" because it's not really anything too extravagant or took long to think of, I feel bad for the people that consider that "deep" they need to expand their horizons. Also I never said it would pull mad bitches, if you're always posting cocky/funny shit it's not bad to toss something like that in once in a great while to show a diff side of you.


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